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	Never Send a Mystery Capsule to Dr. Sloth: Part One I actually spend very little time in Sloth's presence myself during each day, but yesterday was different. by fuzzymonkey31
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"Sloth and the Salesman" by butterflygirl113
Doctor Sloth sat hunched over a crisp new set of blueprints, his Grundo scientists having assured him that this was the pinnacle of their combined efforts. With this new piece of machinery and this particular plan of attack that his strategists had spent weeks devising to go along with it, total Neopian domination was nearly inevitable...

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