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The Origins of Chuffer Bob - An Exclusive!

Most Neopians have heard of the infamous Chuffer Bob, one of the Cheat! Masters. But how did he get to this point?

by sirtoofy
Usukicon: A Guide With Lawyerbot

We’ve taken the initiative to get all the helpful tips and tricks from one of the most enthusiastic and knowledgeable Usuki collectors in the land, Lawyerbot!

by roxi2rox
9 MUST-HAVE GRUNDO THEMED ITEMS

In order to celebrate Grundo Day, we gathered a list of 9 Grundo-themed items we find particularly interesting!collab with fernandomf and menosprezar

by necromancer_6
The Highs and Lows of the Mutants of Neopia

In celebration of Mutant Day, it is time to look at the best and the worst of what Mutant neopets have to offer!

by selfbetrayal
The Tragic Life of a Badly Named Unconverted Mutant Buzz

It seems like so long ago. If I think back really hard, I can almost envision the outline of him, my very first owner...

by privateuniverse
Help for Those in Need

You don’t have to sit there and starve any longer! With a little bit of hard work and determination, you can pick yourself up out of the slums and start living in – relatively speaking – luxury!

by yautja_warrior
 
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"The Plushie Tycoon Taxman’s Feelings" by illusique
“Please state your name for the record…” “I am the Plushie Tycoon Taxman” “...and how are you feeling today?” “Not too bad.” I say as I rest my head on the Luxurious Sofa as I prop my legs up. “Wow..” I thought to myself. “For 1,400np this is really comfortable!” The leather is cooling on my skin, the soft cushions blended in the right positions with my body. I feel an imminent slumber creeping towards me as my eyes grow heavy. “Would you like to tell me about your week?” I snap back into reality and my eyes widen. “It’s the same as last week.” I blurt. “People were avoiding me like a plague, nobody made eye contact with me, and I could always hear people whispering about me on the NeoBoards.”




Other Stories


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Fyora's Gown
Authors Note: Thank you so much to all of my wonderful friends who edited this short story! I truly appreciate the neo-love.

by butter_bar12

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What Do You Mean There’s No School Today?
It was just like any other day when Lisha set off to school...

by crazaybabie

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Touring Troubles
A Lot Like Pteris continue their Neopia-wide tour in Meridell and Brightvale!

by cinnamontea

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Zulu's Adventure of Bravery
Zulu's group continues on the hunt for the missing Neopian and the treasure! collab with forgottenbirthdays

by diabloartificial

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The Usuki Factory
Once a year, while Usukicon happens, the Freaky Factory stops producing colorful toys to produce... Usuki Dolls!

by luucsg

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That's Not Funny!
I see dead pets...

by exttravasa



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