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Issue: 395 | 5th day of Relaxing, Y11 |
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 | Picking a Petpet: Darigan EditionOf course, you certainly don't want to pay for a Darigan petpet paint brush, when you could use the neopoints for a new ray gun...
by tabby_cat1221 |  | Whistles, Cheering, and SlushiesThe Altador Cup is the biggest event in Neopia, so I thought I’d interview a few Neopians who work long hours just to keep the Altador Cup enjoyable for everyone.
by kittykatluver4ever |  | How To Be CoolI'd be impressed if, just once, someone would get the courage to come up to my face and say it, like, "Hey, Zargrold, you're so cool, just so hover, man, how do you do it?"
by mamasimios |  | Petpet Cannonball: Don't hurt the Petpets!Petpet Cannonball is a one-player game, designed for you to shoot helpless little petpets through a bottomless bucket, down the tarp to safety!
by midnight951 |  | The Best of the Best: Neopia's Top 10 Petpet Colors!And you thought your petpet was amazing!?!
by k99366 |  | The Altador Cup And Your HealthThe Altador Cup can be trying on your health; how can you look after yourself?
by no1_tails_fan |  | Catching Up with Former YooyuballersThe Neopian Times caught up with former Yooyuballers to discover what they're up to now that they aren't training for an Altador Cup team.
Also by half_moon
by dirtyredemption |  | Slorgs: The Perfect PetpetSearching for the perfect petpet? Well, search no longer!
by warriorsrock965 |  | Altador Cup DictionaryHere's a guide to all the super fans' lingo, including team placing info.
by fairiesrus5 |  | Six Ways to Impress a SlorgWe return once again to the topic of those ever smiling, ever cheerful, slime machines.
by 00baies_love00 |  | The New Black Pawkeet Slots! What You Need to Know!At long last, the Black Pawkeet Slots has returned, looking better than ever.
by lieutenant_archer |
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Headlines "How Anchu Learned The True Meaning Of Class" by indulgences "I could never understand why you stopped playing in the middle of the Altador Cup," said Boxer with a pout on his face. He took an enormous bite of pasta, and put down his fork. "We were so close to winning for the Roo Island Team," he sputtered through a gooey mouthful of pasta sauce, "and we only needed a few more of your goals to put us over..."
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Braving Brightvale: Part One She had spent many an hour poring over maps and books of the intricate hallways and decadent rooms of the castle. All in preparation for today, of course—the first day of her apprenticeship with the King's royal advisor.
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