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What To Do If Your Pet Is An Evil Villain

Bwahahahaha!

by seahorsepond
A Message to All Darigan Pets

Attention all darigan pets: Lord Kass has decided to grace you with a special message...

by yippo_yippee
The Complete Lab Ray Guide

Here, my friends (and... enemies...) you will hear a guide, which is likely overly-elaborated, on the lab ray...

by kinscin
Picking the Perfect Petpet - Part I

Are you having trouble choosing that one special Petpet? Part 1 of 3

by arah_n
Why Write For The Neopian Times?

Is it really worth all that huge amount of effort?

by absdafabs
Mind Boggling!

A list of Neopia's top ten brain-teasers, each in a different location!

by yampuff
Gravy Train

I would like to bring my study of Graviology to a broader audience. To that end, I have assembled here a list of my most favourite foods...

by mamasimios
10 Reasons Why Baby Pets Rock

These are ten reasons to convince your pet that being painted or zapped baby is not bad.

by marbookworm22
T.R.O.T.R.O.D.S. - The Guide

You must defend Kreludor (and various other places) from the notorious Dr. Frank Sloth...

by surath
Eye Liner Or Hair Dye? Life As A Neopian Goth

It seems that you haven't found your calling in life. It seems that the sun is simply too potent for your inner child of darkness.

by iamskot
How to Look Smart

While chatting on the boards, do you feel people do not realize just how intelligent you are?

by xoxheartlessxox
 
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"Oh To Be Beautiful!" by pippin_me
He strived to make more neopoints only to feed me, and I ate more foreign and exotic foods. Then he vanished. For almost a month I waited in our almost bare neohome for his return. I'd lay my huge Acara head on my yellow paws and watch the door awaiting his key to turn in the lock. It wasn't that I was stuck inside the house, not at all, it was just that...




Other Stories


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Dawn in Meridell
Today was no day to be enjoying the sights and smells of Meridell, though...

by tierellen

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Flying
I gazed sorrowfully at the sky, watching my siblings fly above with graceful ease while I was stuck on the ground...

by huhnchen_gott

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The Perils of a New Brother: Part One
This story took place last winter, when we first got Seth__Cooper.

by steelseatimber

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Being Grey: Part Four
Was it possible Laeren hadn't found her note? Or maybe she had – and was too angry at her to come?

Also by psychopsam

by mithril_mithrandir


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The 'Tok of the Town: The Joke's On You
So, Mikey, what's the punchline again?

by moonlightfear

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Art of Randomness
How to fly a kite

by w4lly



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