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Like Claws on a Chalkboard

An unconventional musician is determined to play at the Jaunty Jubulius Jitterbug Jazzy Jubilee Jiggy Jamboree for the Jolly Jubilation of Juliana Jetsam.

by sarah_jackie
Five More Minutes

Five friends take Neopia by storm with their music!

by bubbles150
Dance of the Battle

Rohane, Talina, Mipsy, and Velm find themselves in an unusual kind of battle... collab with forgottenbirthdays

by platinum_marauder
The Fat Lady Sings

A theatrical troupe does their best to make a difference in Meridell

by herdygerdy
Not What You Hoped For

A shy zafara decides to enter in the local talent show. Collab with muddywater1

by the_gecko_dude_ii
Saskori and the Haunted Theater

Saskori investigates a Haunted Theater, but even she's surprised at what's haunting it.

by june_scarlet
Beauty and The Pianist

A bubbly dancer and cantankerous pianist are paired together for an upcoming performance... Collab with yajuta_warrior

by iggy___koopa
 
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"Dance of the Battle" by platinum_marauder
As he lunged at the Slime Titan, the slippery Haunted Wood’s ground sent Rohane skidding forward… straight into a protruding tree root. He would have fallen over, head-first into the slimy mud below, had Mipsy not grabbed onto his armour and pulled him back to his feet, gifting him his balance again. An arrow from Talinia’s bow whizzed past the pair, but the Slime Titan dodged… and the evasive manoeuvre launched the smelly creature straight into Velm’s Justice Staff. Unfazed, the monster quickly regained its composure and threw a blow at the Techo. Velm dove out of the way, but like his friends found himself at the mercy of the swamp beneath his feet, skidding towards the other three heroes. The monster’s footing showed it was adept at fighting in the swampy environment, compared to the stumbling quartet of heroes. If one didn’t know any better they could assume the group was practising some...




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Aquamarine: Faerieland’s Hottest New Band
Although still detained due to a decade-long sentence, the Drenched have turned to music as a way to pass time.

by black_skull725

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This Play Went off Without a Hitch
Welcome to a behind-the-scenes look at Neopia’s newest play: The Fall, a dramatic retelling of the times before, during, and after Faerieland fell.

by parody_ham

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Neopia Central: The Musical!
Tix on sale now!

by rielcz

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Si & Jay
The misadventures of a young Siyana (Si) and Jerdana (Jay) before they served on the council of Altador.

by cookiez101

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Impressive Singer
One of the biggest neopian singers you have ever seen!

by rescur

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An Interview with Bunny Spears
This interview was brought to you by The Shoyru Company! collab with mistyqee

by 1jediboy



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