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A Quest for Faerieland: The Trilogy - Part One

"You are a grotesque one, aren't you?" Dr. Death stared. When Jory whimpered, he sighed and patted Jory on the head.

by xxxkodakmomentxxx
Taking Care of Us: Part One

"Ubuuroi!" she yelled up the stairs at me and turned on the hallway light. It immediately spilled into my room—I forgot to shut the door. Great.

by lachtaube
The Chronicles of Terror Mountain: Part One

The Snowickle sniffled. He felt so utterly alone in Neopia. He was called "Icky" by the other petpets...

by deathxwisher
 
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Eating Dirt



Dirt may be labelled as a gross food, but have you ever tried it? Do you have the right to criticize it if you have not tried it? Is Dirt the ugly-duckling of food everywhere? Will it soon blossom into the most delicious and most happily eaten food all over Neopia? Well, we'll never know unless you give it a try and just eat some Dirt! Now, you may be thinking, "Eat DIRT? Eww! Not me! It's full of germs and gross things like bugs! You'll never catch me eating Dirt!" I cannot tell you how wrong you are!



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What Type of Gamer Are You? - A Comprehensive Quiz
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Surpassing Shenkuu's Summit
How DOES one manage to hook onto solid progress without a downwards spiral? There is only one person to ask! I set out to Shenkuu to speak to the Emperor princess herself!

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Speck the Speckled
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Chaos
If something doesn't work out, try something new.

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