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 | Game Avatars for the Non Gamer: Part Two!If you enjoyed last week's 'Game Avatars for the Non Gamer', this article is for you! Here are 7 more relatively easy game avatars for you to try out! Also by salutation
by golvenzee |  | From the Top: An Interview with Love2045, Owner of a Top Faerieland Agency EmployeeToday I’m speaking with love2045, proud owner of red_hot2004. Red_hot2044 is a baby Shoyru who has completed over twenty-five thousand (!) jobs and is currently the #2 ranked employee at the agency. While there are already guides out there for beginners, love2045 is here with her pet to share some insights and experiences Also by love2045
by malphd |  | A Field Trip with the Grooming Parlour ShopkeeperHello again! I’m Kuszemi, and I’m here today in Neopia Central to pick up the Grooming Parlour Shopkeeper. We’ve been acquainted for quite some time now, and she’s been doing a roaring business, so I suggested that she expand into some of the other markets, such as Krawk Island, maybe. (coughs shiftily)
by an9375 |  | 'Fixing' The Altador Cup - The Economics of PrizesThroughout this article I will strive to outline the various strengths and weaknesses of the cup and provide several possible ways in which TNT could be planning to fix the problems we are facing.
by kieronstoff |  | What Kind Of Pet Trader Are You?That said, I thought I'd write a quiz all about pet traders! What kind of pet trader are YOU? Complete the following quiz, and find out!
by indulgences |  | 15 Cutest Petpets For Less Than 5000 NPWho doesn’t love petpets? Those little critters will keep your Neopet active, alert, and responsible. They come in all species and colors, and lots of people think that the most beautiful ones are the most expensive. That’s not entirely true, for some of the cutest and most adorable petpets can be also the cheapest.
by darkobsession |  | Just Have a Go!Sometimes there were plots that just didn't make sense to me. Sometimes there were activities that I had no idea how to do. So I asked around and do you know what? I just HAD A GO! Also by monosaccharides
by chiefgrumpy |  | Five Most Enjoyable Neopian Memories The feeling I had the moment of receiving my avatars was of elation and feeling on top of Neopia. So I decided to take my sentiments a step forward and see what are some of the highlights and memories other Neopians will always cherish.
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"Kaddy" by she_chose_love
Lily was a ten year old Ixi who dreamed of becoming a Lost Desert explorer one day. She loved being in nature and exploring new places. Anytime Lily was outside, she was always pretending to be an explorer on some crazy adventure.
It was a Saturday morning in the middle of July. The sun was shining, birds were chirping and the sky was a crystal clear blue, there was not a cloud in sight. On this perfect summer morning, Lily was awake at the crack of dawn and ready to have an adventure of her own.
“Mom, I am going to play in the backyard now,” called Lily as she ran down the hallway towards the front door.
“Have fun sweetie,“ replied her mother.
Lily pretended she was exploring a jungle as she went through the trees and bushes in the backyard. She was searching for the ruler of the jungles lost crown when suddenly she heard a voice.
“Roar! I am a tiger and I eat Ixi explorers for breakfast!” Said the mysterious voice.
“Tom, I know that’s you," Laughed Lily as her friend Tom emerged from behind a tree. “Want to help me find the ruler of the jungles lost crown?”
“Oh man, you were supposed to be scared!” Replied Tom.
“Explorers don’t get scared!” Said Lily, “come on, let’s go deep into the jungle,"
Tom and Lily, went deep into the jungle trying hard to find the crown.
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 Usuki Singing Stars Special: An Interview with Snaw
Patricia: Hello and welcome to this week’s segment of [Fabulous Neopians More Important than You!]. I’m your faerie Shoyru host: Patricia, from the Usuki Singing Stars series! And today, I’ll be interviewing an NT star who has just struck one hundred submissions
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 A Shaky Beginning
Tinvor wasn't born evil – few truly are – he was simply a product of his unfortunate childhood. As the runt of a family that was just too big for their tiny shack in the outskirts of Meridell, every day was a struggle for simple necessities. Also by meadow_lark
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 Cordilion's Big Adventure: Part Three
Now mid-afternoon, the musicians began to arrive for their pre-concert practice. Drums, guitars, pianos, flutes and even a triangle were all on the stage. Niv was among them, playing every instrument with ease. Cordie was amazed by it all. He liked these Neopets he had met.
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