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 | The Tyrannian Veterinary Clinic - The Inside Scoop!Once the petpets are healthy, I bring them to my shop where those seeking petpets come to see if these lovely creatures are just right for them. It always makes me feel warm and fuzzy to see a neopet and a petpet together, as good friends.
by dragonstorm_75 |  | Want a Magma Blaster trophy? Jump in!There are rocks falling from the sky! Quick! Run!
by terravermelha |  | Conspiracy Theorist: Does Technology Exist?Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works?
by xx_purple_cybunny_xx |  | Ten Tips to Feed FlorgHelp Florg eat his dinner with these ten essential tips!
by qelato |  | Bubble Tea – What is it, and why do we like it?To many, Bubble Tea is a mysterious drink they have yet to encounter. Here, I will explain the properties of Bubble Tea...
by seoulful |  | Alternative Training!Well, imagine a 12 hour lesson in the secret ninja training school, paid with 6 red codestones, each one at the price of 50,000 NP... Doesn't sound appealing, does it? You'll be impressed with what I'm about to show you!
by _white_spirit_ |  | An Interview with "Bart""Do you ever clean those things? A lot of Neopians feel like all they ever do is get sick when they bob for your apples."
by impellent |  | The Decline of Tiki Tack Man's TombolaHow many times have you gone to the Tombola hoping to win some codestones, and all you found was a lonely Tiki Tack Man asking for funds?
by miyulemon |  | Making The Most Of Your New Gift!So you open the door to your neohome one morning and you notice a finely wrapped present on your doorstep...
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Does Technology Exist?
I, for one, find our lack of technological advancement highly suspicious. Isn't it illogical that our development has been completely static, and there has been no apparent desire to change this? Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works? After mulling it over, I came to a stunning realization...
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Lanya and Lowel Lanya flipped the sign in the window of the Coffee Cave from "Open" to "Closed". The yellow Shoyru pulled off her apron, grabbed a Tigersquash Iced Bun from her shelves, and stepped outside.
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A Rift in Direction Surrounded by the pressing waves upon the boat, and the pinching cold that flooded the air, they knew that there was no turning back. They were committed.
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Greenglade: Part Four "I can't leave until we've discussed what your group does around Greenglade." She tried her best to feign confidence, though she was trembling inside.
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Things Best Remembered: Part Seven Celia was the first to arrive. She gave Ria an annoying, self-satisfied smile which Ria tried to ignore and took her seat. It was a while before the other Council members arrived.
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