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"How I Got Banned From Kelp" by preencessno
It started off as a totally non-havoc causing trip to Kelp, necessitated by a certain, uh, trouble in the kitchen at my Neohome. I don't have a kitchen, you say? Well, no, not anymore. Don't put fire spits indoors, kids. Or surround them with easily flammable objects, like chairs and mountains of Christmas crackers. And Sandcastle Dynamite. Oh, how were we to know it was a bad idea?

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The Faerie and the Fair
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Wings of Freedom
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A Glimpse into the Hidden Tower
To help you appreciate this grand day of celebration, I will take you through some of the weird and wonderful items located in the Hidden Tower in Faerieland.

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How to Get Vaporized by Dr. Sloth
12. Send him a game challenge to play Splat-A-Sloth.

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If Games Were Real - Dubloon Disaster
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JubJub Shrugs
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