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"Discovering Nobody" by thecandyandfoodlover
Sipping his coffee, Dr. Sloth opened up the newest Neopian Times issue. As he read one of the headlines, he sputtered and steaming hot coffee sprayed everywhere. Oh Borovan, not again! Yes, yes again. Again, there was another issue of the NT. Again, there was an article. Again, it was about him. Again, again, again! Hello! Aren't there any other things to talk about...

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Totally Ordinary Story
"Is my hair alright?" asked Francesca. "Is my dress alright? It's my first day in a story! What do I do?"

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Behind the Hot Dog
Nani had just gotten a job working with Hubert in Neopia Bazaar. He was very happy to get the job...

by jt562

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Freaky Fishing: What We're REALLY Reeling In
Have we examined the fish we catch and feed to our pets and the kelp that coats our yards? Well, this reporter has, and is more then a little freaked out by what she's found.

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Interview with an Edible Pet
Hello readers! I'm about to uncover the truth about Edible Pets! Do they ever get eaten, do they even eat, and if they do, what do they eat?

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Constant Stupidity
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Manners 101
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