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How The Drenched Came To Be: Part One

"I will be banished because of this 'blessing.' This is no blessing for me, it's an awful curse! You've never had the weight of Maraqua on your shoulders..."

by ewagon
A Confusing Conglomeration: Part One

Rocky finally glanced up and noticed the box. "What's that?" he asked, trying to untangle his two pairs of feet to stand up...

by appaloosa500
Return of the Double Agent: Part One

The shady blue Zafara walked through the corridors of Meridell Castle, drawing her hood over her eyes. Every time a guard would stop her and ask what she was doing there, she would produce a written letter with the seal of King Skarl on it...

Also by shadowcristal

by precious_katuch14

Fulfilling Illusen's Quest: Part One

"Hey Jacqueline, can I please go Meridell?" he asked suddenly, straightening up and brushing stray cookie crumbs off his clothes. Oops. He just remembered-

by grapesourhorse
 
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"The Prankster" by btcomsa12
"I will get you this year!" Tomorrow was April Fools Day. The one day of the year that the siblings could play tricks on each other without getting yelled at. Erika sat at the table writing down different ideas and remembering past years. The banana peel of 2004, where she didn't pay attention and slipped on it herself. Or the water bucket on top of the door gag. Erika waited...




Other Stories


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Just a Bowl
"I'm sick of these stupid lessons," Aleia grumbled. "So I'll go somewhere where I don't have to learn them. Somewhere where nobody can ever find me."

by dooter101

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The Secret Diary of Jeran Borodere
Now that all the fighting's done I can finally get a break from all those fangirls. I swear, those things are far scarier than Darigan ever was...

by nimras23

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How I Won the Test Your Strength Jackpot!
At the time of this essay, the Test Your Strength jackpot was hovering just over the 600 million neopoint mark. What is it going to take someone to win this jackpot?

by grjocu777

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Far Out Gross Out
Gross Foods can be categorized in two ways, by origin and by detestability. There are several origins of gross foods...

by blackcairn

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Something Has Happened!
Xarkac found some broken ice...

by ravenatore

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Reality Chex
I can't believe I got such a good bargain on this neohome!

by thessprincess



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