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Now You See Me, Now You Don't: Part One

"Why do you think she hires babysitters every day?" Marigold retorted. "She doesn't want to be around Kipper and me! That's why! Two reasons - she wants to avoid us, and she's too busy for us..."

by mygoodguild
Deserts and Desserts: A Gargarox Isafuhlarg Story - Part One

"I haven't had an infestation this bad since that blunkabean scare over two years ago..." Gargarox wiped his forehead in exhaustion. "Looks like I have no choice... I'll have to call an exterminator."

by darkerstrife
The Greatest Treasure of All: Part One

Katrina the blue Kacheek sat on a Pink Tile Patio Chair in the yard outside her neohome, leaning back and enjoying the nice weather. She was surrounded by Sillie Daisies happily bobbing in the cool breeze. It was a beautiful, peaceful day. She looked up at the clouds and smiled…

by kacheeklover3579
 
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"Thanks, To and From Illusen" by star_29791
Dear Illusen, You don’t know me but I know you. Everyone in Neopia knows you. I’m just one lowly orange Shoyru. My name is Flash if you were wondering. I don’t know whether you receive a lot of fan mail or not and whether you reply or not. This, however, isn’t a fan letter...




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Morningstar
Her mind suppressed a desperate scream, as she scanned around. One single, small light, a tiniest bit of reflection, was visible just around the street. She flew forward, chasing the light with haste...

by shadowcristal

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The Myncis of the Beach
The only other pets on the beach were four Myncies playing volleyball. They were all different colors, though none of them were painted. Kara watched them from the shallow water...

by sorengylfietwilight

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The Clover How-To
Always wanted to find that special 4 leaf clover, but don’t know how? Well, this time of the year is the best time to find that clover, because it multiplies your luck times ten!

by mygoodguild

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The Step-By-Step Guide To Mastering Toybox Escape!
Have you ever wondered how one could complete this game with all these robotic pets and their different abilities to move around? After all, they are the abandoned works of Dr. Sloth and we have to help them escape!

by kjjdavid

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Petpetpet Morals
One fine day at a game of Mootix Drop...

by isaiahdjkim

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Bad Puns Unite
I should have known...

by wify



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