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The Sleepers of Saint Garfir

Swirling rivers of green and golden light cut through the blackness, dancing like wind across the depths. Miphie awoke sputtering and coughing.

by josephinefarine
The Box from 10,000 Years Ago

The question remains in the air. Both Neopets, monsters and the Darkest Faerie are watching, awaiting any sign of movement from the impact.

by chantili_doce
Moonrise: The Origins of Team Kreludor

After a disappointingly short inaugural campaign, how would Team Kreludor respond?

by pikapi20
The Price of Ambition

Annie and Izzrin’s trip to the Haunted Woods involved renting two bikes from someone in Neopia Central, since it otherwise would’ve taken at least half the day to get down there by foot.

by golden1188
Knight & Squire: Preface

Rowan scratched his bandaged arms as he watched Sir Percival practice grappling techniques with a young Kougra.

by terpsichorean_writer
The Twelve Days of Giving

The next nine days were a whirlwind of activity, as Lexora shuffled her family from one Giving Day tradition to the next.

by cosmicfire918
 
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Advanced Guide to Grundo Snowthrow



It must have been over ten years ago. I was a young Neopian whose Neo-identity was avatar collector, and I was pretty good at it too. I had already secured lends for the ultimate trio: the BGC, MSPP and SUAP. I had battled and triumphed over Kasuki Lu, the Black Pteri and even the Space Faerie in the battledome. And after hours of practice, I had tackled most of the game avatars. At this point of my avatar collecting journey, I finally set my sights on the next challenge… Grundo Snowthrow. It was an adorable avatar, one with an angry green Grundo standing with his fists clenched against a twinkling blue backdrop. It was perfect for the holiday season, and a must have in my book. Little did I know, that began a decade-long quest for that elusive avatar, more time than I had ever dedicated to any other avatar. So many times, I reached 7,000 or 8,000 points, only to be foiled by a pesky little hole I could not mend. So many times, I was foiled by the Snow Lupes as they took down my snowmen one by one. Finally, on a bright winter morning in December of Year 25, I completed that quest as a not-so-young Neopian. I am now the proud owner of Grundo Snowthrow! I’m here to share all the tips I’ve learned over a decade of snowballs and ice blocks. Read on if you find yourself in the shoes I once wore!



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