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A Meerca's Mission

Dear Diary, It’s the big day! After all this time, I can’t believe it’s finally happening for real.

by weakestlink33
The Case of the Angry Archivist

Scene: Neovia Time: Is it always dusk here Chesterdrawers: Greetings! I’m Alabaster Chesterdrawers, and I can guarantee you won’t find any finer antiques than right here at Chesterdrawers’ Antiques! Collab with fratmatt5

by racoon188
Thieves Alike

When Malvus awoke the next morning, breakfast was already prepared and waiting. “What a pleasant surprise!” Malvus remarked. Thumbnail by twillieblossom

by greencheese79
Jeanie's Teeny Tikes

A flooded bathroom. Babies and petpets all over the place. Snack cupboards threatened, weapons being waved about, and now this. Ailemea had had enough.

by jeanaet
A Visit to Avista

Since Avista was just over the mountains from the Haunted Woods, I could take a train the whole way there. In a few hours, I would be reunited with my sister.

by 77thbigby
 
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What Never to Say to a Meridellian



Meridell is one of Neopia’s most important lands – it’s the place where Illusen lives, it has a sizable military, and it introduced the concept of searching for treasure in Symol holes. However, some people are very insensitive to Meridellians, and end up saying things we really wish they wouldn’t. So next time you go to Meridell, or meet someone from there, try to avoid these phrases: 1.) “Don’t Get Your Meridellian up!” This phrase, along with several others such as “a Meridellian temper”, imply that Meridellians are naturally aggressive and quick to anger, a misconception that perhaps comes from the fact that King Skarl is naturally grumpy. However, Skarl may be the King, but he’s still only one Meridellian. Meridell doesn’t have any higher rates of aggression or short-tempered individuals than any other land. 2.) “I bet all you eat is potatoes!” Yes, potatoes are a part of Meridellian cuisine, and yes, we do count them for sport. However, they are far from the only thing we eat here. We also have a great many berries, gruel, marrows, and other vegetables like turnips, and some people even eat Draik eggs. So if you don’t like potatoes, you can still find something to eat here. 3.) “P.U! Meridellians smell worse than a Kadoatie’s litter box!” This idea came from the farm – since it contains a rubbish dump and there is dung on the farm, it admittedly has a bit of a funk to it. But so do all other farms – if you’ve ever been to Kau Kau Farm, you’ll know that it doesn’t smell any better. Also, the farmers always clean themselves and their clothes...



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The Collector
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by snowwhite6210

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A Prankster Makes an Amazing Discovery
It was April Fool’s Day, and Tivlia the Maraquan Blumaroo woke up excitedly, her prank planned in advance.

by _brainchild_

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Gifts for Your Enemies: Ranked and Rated
Gifting items is a great concept that makes Neopians feel loved, whether they’re the sender or the recipient. Collab with surging & noileh

by dancerchickemily

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Neopian Nonsense: Unraveling TNT’s Sneakiest Pranks
The Month of Eating is upon us, and with the transition from winter to spring comes a holiday beloved by Neopia’s most mischievous: April Fool’s Day.

by tylerhuyser

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The Lupees
This coffee tastes...fuzzy?!

by the_lupees

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A Sudden Chill
It takes patience to be a green thumb...

by youaresojelly



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