There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

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Issue: 329 | 8th day of Awakening, Y10

Comics

	Switched, part 1 Here, your tin of olives. by ssjelitegirl
	Shoyru Adventures: Chronicles of the Poor pt.3 I could do with some help, Coltzan! by lawrence_189
	That's Random - Ice How cute? I would run. by girls232323
	Just Another Day Sometimes you don't need words. by miacirclegirl
	Mystical Madness New background! by shadow_sabre_
	Von Roo Valentine Prank And so, poor little Judy JubJub learned... by the_slytherin_seeker
	Error Operator - Poke! Poke! by clouding
	Sanity Ltd Hard times call for desperate measures. by thunderlight314
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XVIII Smile! by khestrel
	Pet Trouble Where is my cake??? T_T by takina_rainbow
	Ximera's Home Video: Lollypops for sale! Step right up! I have beautiful tasty rare lollypops for sale! Also by hypno_the_cat by ximera
	Lament of the Unconverted Neopet It's a hard life. by krychek2001
	Psychic Omelette A pet with the psychic abilties of an omelette. by seahorsepond
	Juice Break This one, please! by greenladysoap
	ACME TNT Fire Color woes by deathwillfall
	Feeding Time Down at the Pound Meanwhile... by kylie240
	Slightly Ebil: Valentine's Special You can't send THAT Valentine! by soaringeagle25
	Silly Paws! How do you manage to buy everything you need? by pirate_ahoy
	Even Evil Needs Love... I'd buy him a gift if I were you... by duckiedonuts1
	Neopian Anomaly Pets Galore! by lizica166
	Sloth's Valentine Muahahaha! Idea by deathmagix by yoyote
	Eclipse and Dazz Adventures 1: Surprise in a Box! Don't think I bought these for you! Idea by rery360 by mystical_fork
	Motley Crew At the Roo Island Carousel... by stuckinspace
	Talk About Random - "The Reunion, Part 1" Um... hi! by buizelmaniac
	Random Babble I also love flowers! by scarletspindle
	Koijuro and the Meepits - Part 2 Koijuro's neohome is being terrorised by 1000 meepits. He's becoming a bit annoyed... by newcomix
	I Gots You a Sandwich!! A Valentine's Day that really stinks... Also by invalid_character by sazpunk
	Little Stone Pond Sheng's Birthday Gift (Part One) by stonepond
	Unhinged It'th Sthuck To My Tongue!!! by sharkies
	A Sticky Affair Ewww... Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	One Fish, Two Fish Everything's decked out for Valentine's Day! by fish_puddle
	All in a Day's Work - Valentine's Day! But I wanna read it! by _razcalz_
	Happy Lunar New Year Hurrah for delicious Lunar New Year food. by antoinettexblue
	Valentine's Gifts Wishing everybody a lovely Valentine's Day! by crazy_kathy
	Meepit War Tactics Give that special someone a giant meepit hug... by cytherea007
	Sundae Delights "Valentines Day" by silverybreeze
	Qnde & Szoo: Finding a Valentine, part 1 This is going to take some time... by shubi5

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Valentine's Advice

And since it is Valentine's Day—do you know where I'm going with this? No? Thanks for everything, (insert owner's name). I love you! That's right. It's finally time to redeem the three words that have been an underestimated present for far too long. That single phrase, paired with a cute face, big eyes and timid stance can soften the hardest, most incorrigible owners...

Other Stories

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A Rose of Perfection
The flower shop on the corner of Chia Close and Guild Street was somewhat busier than normal. All morning customers had come in and out...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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A First Valentine's Day
Dear Diary,

Yesterday I found out that chocolate covered meatballs do not make a good gift...

by merlynshade

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5 Reasons Why Not to Do Jhudora's Quest
This article will give you five good reasons to stop yourself from becoming Jhudora's next victim, and to do Illusen's Quest, because we all know that Illusen is much better, right?

by jockylocky

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Obsessive Sloth Disorder – A Warning to Gamers!
What exactly is Obsessive Sloth Disorder? Well, it seems to infect people who play the game Splat-A-Sloth.

Also by emmymyemmygirl

by jester_xyz

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The Statue Collector: Part Two
I darted out into the hallway of statues. It was almost sad looking at all the creatures, frozen in stone...

by brokensilent

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The Darkest Faerie Returns: Part Five
Siyana looked at Tor and Altador. Her eyes were filled with worry and fear. "I don't understand what's taking so long. Fyora told us that she'd meet us here..."

by ewagon

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