Stand behind yer sheriff

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Issue: 289 | 27th day of Eating, Y9

Comics

	Springtime Woes This poor Kyrii's owner is taking the springtime festivities a little too far! by redvelvetrose_1978
	AAA = Arrogant And Annoying! Whatever you say, Aristotle... Also by dutchese159 by edmarblecake
	Chias' Life Bowling! by ooorianeoo
	Grubwitch! Tasty. Idea by mygoodguild by rookina
	A Job With Jhudora Unless you can eat paperclips... by xyllia
	Last Resorts It's... food, and it's talking? by clare1008
	Snowbeast Snackrifice Ever wonder what the Snowbeast does with all those Snackrifices? Idea by frzngonz by scarvogue
	The Valley of Spam Oh please. by chichikokoyamma
	A Day With His Grarrl Grarrls, the trustworthy pets for guarding items. by anti_industries
	Picmon Adventures! - Rich... Or Not! Rich... or not! :D by larenchan
	Random Evince #1 The smart bird catches the bug. by smart_dude06
	Memories of a Neopet --Spelling How do you spell "Superfluous"? by neokittycatt
	Randomness Don't mess with the gourmet food... by anime_freak999
	Code Blue Teh ebil petpets of Neopia... by shining_comet
	Random Concepts Looks like someone's a little jealous... by randomixed
	Shiny Gonna miss the island? by tamia_silverwing
	Ironically An eggy issue, #1 by whisp_will
	Pint-Sized I promise to feed him and pet him every day... by lachtaube
	Something Different There are better ways to wake Turmaculus... Not this way, though... by x__shadow_spirit__x
	*Sigh* Your owner really spoils you! by dragons9rhapsody
	Speck the Speckled One cookie. by cheetah_kougra
	Explifericity! You forgot?! by evalyn1012
	Cosmic Collisions What happens when Neopia meets up with a neighboring planet? by fries682
	Idle Chatter A rude awakening... by party_hobbit
	T3h Praedius Gelerts judge books by their covers! by arttimo
	The Gallion Ranch I see the Gallion Rancher is showing off his prowess with the rope... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Abnormal Espionage - The Neocam Check out what we really look like! by kazenkori
	Pyramids WARNING: Game may cause serious mood swings... by sheep_416
	Roc's Box Guest starring the pets of mcquackers2. by green_roc
	Something Again Has Happened Should have guessed. by sarika_ambrielle
	The Bunker As we all know, cereal addiction is a serious problem. by hubadawaha
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Spring is here. by starlet12
	NeoChaos! I never should have bought that Maraquan Neohome... by crk524
	Motes in Hiding! I collect motes! by cutiekitty234
	Neohome Problems Be wise building your Neohome. by kayla_sirvi
	Grey Day Just tryin' to brighten your day! by artist825
	Our 7: Jeran D-girl... a fangirl? by flowerchick81

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The Spy Business

It’s deep within the heart of every Neopet. The need to be sneaky arises from time to time. It’s a dream shared by all--to be a spy. But, you can never seem to get there. You always get caught, you can’t seem to be quiet enough, and you lack that delicate reasoning. My friend, be disheartened no more, for the secrets about being a spy are about to be divulged...

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Falling
Lush green grass blanketed the ground, sprinkled with the cheeriness of a few perfectly placed flowers. All of that came to an abrupt stop as soon as it came into view. The cliff...

by jambammer

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Once Upon a Time
Suddenly the moon dove down to the other edge of the horizon, trading its position for rest as the fiery sun came up. Anna cried out in shock, blinking her suddenly blinded eyes. Abruptly, she could feel a thousand shifts in the atmosphere around her...

by _sunset_phoenix

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The 411 On Coffees and Teas
Is there really anything better than waking up to a snack of Jelly Coffee?

by bailey_watro

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The One and Only Use for Gruel
As far as I know, there's no such thing as the 'Neopian Gruel Pound'. So how do you use the bundles of gruel gathering dust in your Safety Deposit Box?

by goldenpaw

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Further Tales of Woe: Part One
What does loneliness mean to you...?

by jjquil

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The Ghost of Meridell: Part Seven
Jeran suddenly sat up and glared at the Wocky. "You don't get it, do you?" he snapped. "It was me! I was the one who was there! I was the only one who could've done something, and I did nothing! It was my fault..."

by kt_fox

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