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Issue: 238 | 5th day of Hunting, Y8

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	Kad Come Back What goes around comes around. by xstubbsi_rulesx
	Hungry Grarrl I HATE lollypops. by houndourka
	Clash of the Pink Bobble-Heads Now, play nice... Also by xpropugnator by gliderames
	Absolute Randomness Talk about a big appetite. by cinzia19
	Journeys of Meridell How can I phrase this politely? by prismfire
	Boochi Attacks! Don't let your Pteri out of sight when Boochi's about... by littlemisskirby
	Notions and Nonsense Soupersize me! Art by peri0neo by patjade
	Jelly Burrito Dood, I'm insane. o.o by subzeroace
	Finding Constellations How to find the constellations... by riddle_twins
	Unhinged What? I see no 'Natural Talent'... by sharkies
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - Expressions Express yourself. by neo_tomi
	And the Meepits Outgrabe chomp by kittylin
	"Say what?" Nah... Also by kevinneo1328 by leeloo18
	Zeh Cute One:// Cry of the Xweetok "We often let out a battle cry of 'chirka! chirka! chirka!' before rushing at our opponent." Idea by drewcr2525 by glowing_banana
	Slorg Randomness Improvise! Also by brymax406 by tashni
	Cooking Secrets I. Hate. Shopping. by ssjelitegirl
	The Art of Randomness #1: Hasee Whee! So where DOES all that fruit come from? by flippyflop771
	How to Win Battledome Fights* *Winning not guaranteed by krychek2001
	Explosion of Flavor It's best to defuse a bomberry before eating... by blumaroocrazy21
	Paint-a-Staff If you get bored, buy a paint brush. XD by linnipooh
	Completely Silly and Insane Poor, poor Oldek. by magickrystal32
	That's Just Not Right! Something has happened! by anjie
	Questionable Taste Dinner is SERVED! Idea by lightningryu by anti_doirn
	Pint Sized Quoxwood's home, Part 2: Ah, the wonders of the lab ray... by lachtaube
	A # 1 - Skeith shifty eyes by a_number_1
	Sloth's Evil Master Plan The truth has been revealed. Also by lukeneedsatrim by dark_exodia88
	Hiss...terical? Some pets are so not funny it's funny... hehe by jbear113
	Randomn3ss "Talk, or the asparagus gets it!" Idea by spunwayout by acdc83
	Orange is Love Yum. Blueberry... Idea by ttropicalgurl by nirvanaxd
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Not even Uni Shampoo can help. by wallaroo42
	Double Trouble #1 In which Junior learns a lesson. by __silverwing__
	Whoops! It was a sad day for the Jolly Roger crew when they left Phil the intellectually challenged slorg on deck... by gantaeno
	Land of Pacman drools Now all we need is custard! by pacmanite
	Brain Teasers STOP POKING ME! by coco_dog_92
	What Grey Lupes Need sigh by cazzyae

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"The Phantom of 1000 Tombs" by anjie
The book was old, held tightly in the paw of Meti, a small Plushie Draik. A dreamy expression was fixed upon his face, his thoughts overcome with fantasies of adventures in far away lands. With wonder and awe, he read aloud from the tome...

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The Phantom of 1000 Tombs
"I don't know if that means there would be treasure there, Zaqa," Meti murmured, looking slightly afraid...

by anjie

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The Downfall of Altador
Today was a festival for the heroes of Altador, celebrating their accomplishments and triumphs that they did for their homeland. It was taking place in the Hall of Heroes...

by wingsofblindlove

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The Joys of Basic Coloured Pets
Basic coloured pets keep your everyday life and schedule in order and intact. Don�t you believe me? Here are some common problems people face with a painted pet.

by daburro

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Typerofdoom's Guide to Hiring a Shopkeeper
Find out how having the right shopkeeper can you earn more neopoints!

by typerofdoom

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Tropical Tragedy: Search for the Jungly Jem: Part Two
As we approached the bamboo door, it sprung open magically. To me, it was scary. Doors aren�t supposed to shoot open without anyone pushing it...

by cheopspyramid

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Night of Thade: Part Two
"Mr. Thade... I mean, Eliv, is controlling your thoughts for part of the time; surely you must know why�or have some kind of clue!"

by sallyacorn310

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