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Storing Your Abominable Snowball

So what is the best way to store your Abominable Snowball for the warmer weather, and what are the optimal ways to care for him or her during the winter months to prepare them for the days ahead? That's what I'm here for!

by alyseth
The Best and Worst Dressed Gelerts in Neopia!

The most loyal and friendliest creatures in all the lands, with pointy ears and large noses, who else could it be but the Gelert! In honor of Gelert Day, I have for you Neopia’s best and worst dressed Gelerts!

by spukl1
Donny and Neopia’s Un-Repairable Items

Up in the cold, stormy peaks of Terror Mountain sits a simple little Toy Repair Shop run by a red Bori named Donny. Donny is one of the most skilled craftsman, as he has spent many years forging toys and repairing all the well-loved items people bring to him.

by doglover3662
Advice Column

I've rummaged through the Neoboards trying to find the most needy Neopians so that I can help them solve all their problems! They've written directly to me with some issues and I have published them all here so maybe you can take something away from it too! Without further ado, here's my advice!

by fippinator
Defenders of Neopia: Series 3 - Mission 1 Guide

The long awaited Defenders of Neopia: Series 3 has finally arrived (as I’m sure we’re all aware)!

by pikachu315111
Cracking Eggs: A Guide To Grarrl Keno

Grarrl Keno is one of the easiest games to lose. The concept is fairly simple: there are 80 eggs on the board, only 10 will hatch, and it's your job to select which of those eggs will hatch.

by katietease
Top Five Most Challenging Neopets

What better way to turn your life upside-down than by adopting a new family member? And for those who like to push themselves to the max, here’s a list of the Top Five Most Challenging Neopets to raise.

by nikibogwater
ARE WE READY FOR APRIL FOOLS?

Since we cannot actually guess what to expect, I’ll tell you the coolest pranks that happened in previous years so you can keep your eyes wide open when the time comes.

by mazaii_3
 
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"Stealing the Show" by cephalioupod
Next to the profile, stern yellow eyes glowered from within the shadowy depths of a hood. A pair of long, sleek blue ears perched high atop the head seemed to blow in the wind. A few locks of black hair peeked out from under the hood almost teasingly, hinting at a dashing windswept style - perhaps a Unitail. The chiselled blue face was cut dramatically by a scar beneath the right eye, and tipped by a black nose that fans and magazines described as "perfectly boopable". Asha pressed a button and Kanrik's swoonworthy profile vanished from the screen. Her standard Junior Defender communicator was left to display the time again, like an ordinary wristwatch. The athletic Xweetok struck a triumphant pose just like Judge Hog's - she had practised for hours in front of her mirror. "Keep your sticky hands to yourself, Kanrik, or you might just find a pocketful of Justice!" A few passers-by raised their eyebrows at her. "That's because he picks pockets!" Asha called after them, holding her heroically raised fist a little higher. "So if he does, he'll get what he deserves - justice - retribution - it's a one-liner! It's like I carry justice around with me..."




Other Stories


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The Shadow Man's Game
It was 3 years ago that same night, with the shining moon high in the sky that he disappeared into The Haunted Woods...

by sindria_trace

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Ilarrah's Inspiration
“Well, of course not. But being a recluse for the rest of time won't help you, either. It's time to try something new. See?” She waved one stitched paw out in front of them, encompassing a wall of cacophony.

by goldmoon_

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Defenders Series 3: Siren of the Snows: Part One
In honor of the Defenders Series 3!

by shinkoryu14

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Return to Lynwood: Part Six
“Children, come here a moment.” The two boys wasted no time in complying. They seemed to perpetually be in a race with each other, while their older sister took her time descending the stairs. “Millie, darling, it’s all right,” Lexora said. “They won’t hurt us. They’re—our friends.” She shot a smile at Suhel, who returned it.

by cosmicfire918

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Uncrowned: Part 6
Together, we were unstoppable.

by mucka33

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Blossoms~ Secrets pt.4
I couldn't tell you exactly what happened...

by twillieblossom



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