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Say What? A Guide to Techo Says

I have a great memory! I think.

by jimmeh_teh_sock_boy
Unis, Part I: Their Biology

Science made easy.

by fictiongirl45
A Discarding Discussion: Where Does it All Go?

I realized something wasn't adding up. In theory, there should be discarded items everywhere!

by lutari_lover_555
Faerie Cloud Racer – A Beginners Guide

A helpful guide for those wanting to master the new Extreme Faerie Cloud Racers game.

by iceavolanche
Reset Day is the Trophy of the Month

Get some tips to getting one of these wonderful user look-up ornaments.

Also by jblase

by xilimirg

The Good Neohome

It is easy and inexpensive to create a neohome! Here are some tips!

by purple_ranger16
Go Go Go Play Go! Go! Go!

If you have the patience to stick it out, you'll walk home with a trophy in less than an hour, guaranteed!

by xfzunx
All Neopian Failures: How to get the Halloween Theme

Your alarm clock has been set to twelve o'clock AM NST, and your eyes stay glued to the clock...

by christian_boy_cookie
Usuls: The Best Neopet Ever!

I'll share with you the top 10 reasons I just totally love Usuls.

by tiickled
How to Make the Best Out of Half Price Day

First of all, you will need to have an idea of which shops sell items that are easier to restock.

by spitfirz90
 
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"The Wise Whoot: Guardian of the Elements" by bluehamster9981
Blaze put his head back down. Sure, he loved being back with his family, but he couldn't help feel that something was missing. No, he knew what was missing: Zihark, the famous Wise Whoot of legend, also Blaze's...




Other Stories


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Looks Don't Matter
I just knew that the Pant Devil was going to come out and steal Rodie's new stuff, so I stood in front of her and protected her like the big brother I was...

by zxc5000_3

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The Turkey Day Adventure
The silly Acara had forgotten to put food in his bowl again. With an irritated chirp, the gobbler began to peck at one of her shoestrings.

by dlandwehrs4816

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Inheritance: Part Seven
By the time Mabelle crawled into her bedding, her wrist was healed. Or, at least, it felt healed.

by shadow_sabre_

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Chronicles of the Shadow Princess II - Allies: Part Three
"A campsite? You think there'd be stuff to plunder?"

Thieves! Dawn grasped at her dagger, her fur standing on end.

by nagara_and_samarae


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Our Hero!
Now we all know where Jordie disappears to!

by timmyythegreat405

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Mud Coffee of the Ancients
Based on a true story.

by goron0000



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