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Shenkuu Warrior: The Ascent to the Peak

What is Shenkuu Warrior, and how is it played? A few tips to assist you in climbing to the peak.

by kathleen_a_b
Gwyl's Great Escape Guide

As flash games go, Gywl's Great Escape is one of the hidden gems on Neopets. Rather than requiring the lightning reflexes needed for many other games, this is a game requiring precision, control and judgment.

by htamale
Recovering from the Lucky Streak Blues

Bilge Dice. Wait, no, not the game. You hate the game. You're here for that avatar, the Lucky Streak one. Not that you've ever come close to getting it.

by wellesley_girls
Concert Chronicles

Read about your favorite concerts to help you decide for your next visit!

by kmj218
The Study of Maraquan Pets

Question: Can Maraquan pets live without water?

Answer: Of course not! All neopets need to drink water!

by butter_bar12

Supply and Demand: Neopets Style

Have you ever asked why Pirate Paint Brushes are unbelievably costly? Maybe this article will answer that question.

by mint_green_
The Five Unknown Heroic Illnesses

Many heroes of Neopia have very small, almost perfectly hidden illnesses...

by marina5_55
The Inflation Blame Game

It seems perfectly clear that gaming is the only cause of inflation. But here's the sticking point: It's not. I'm here to tell you the rest of the story.

by teaspill
The Neopian Food Review: Tyrannian Foods

Possibly the nastiest review yet.

by mrpanda1
Fabulous Fashions - Dress for School Success!

Now that school is starting up again, it's time to think of some stylish pants, skirts, tops, and shoes, oh my! After all, we can't go to class in our pajamas and definitely not in last year's fashions.

Also by lily_evans11

by sk8brdrme

An All Inclusive Guide to Grarrl Day

You may be wondering what is so special about Grarrl Day... maybe not, but that's okay. This guide will help you understand the awesomeness that we call "Grarrl Day."

by xilimirg
 
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Other Stories


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Tauri's Big Day
This was the fifth day she had been at the Space Station, simply looking at people strolling past. They all seemed to have such interesting lives.

Also by ennaxor60

by lobstrosities


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The Cherry Tree
There is a stone bench that rests upon one of the many hills of the rolling Shenkuuvian landscape. Above it towers an ancient cherry tree, which blooms every spring without fail...

by ffamran

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Ember and the Chocolate Ball: Part Three
There was a chocolate fountain comparable in size to the famous Money Tree, numerous games with unreleased chocolate delicacies as prizes, and an enormous chocolate cake draped in strawberry frosting and realistic candy flowers...

by hc_huggle

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Quests in the Lost Desert: Part Two
"Where are they going?" asked Horace. A gust of wind reminded them all how dangerous the Lost Desert could be at night.

by a_purplepossum

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This Is A Random Comic
The dangers of Darigan Dodgeball.

by mutantte

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The Importance of Punctuation
Those pesky commas are all important, as the Defenders of Neopia find out...

by madtamahatta



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