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Daily Activities To Enhance Your Neopets Experience

Whether you are a new player to Neopets, returning player, or have been an active Neopian for many years...we can all agree there's A LOT of fun happening here to keep us busy!

by sarahashleym1
Umbra Penn’s Seven Tips for the Grey Artist

Well, hello there. My name’s Umbra Penn, the Lutari from the Styling Studio. I’ve been asked to Penn (please excuse the pun) an article for this week’s edition of the Neopian Times.

by tylerhuyser
A Guide to Neopian Stargazing

Those who have visited Finneus, the wise Lenny who was crucial in solving the puzzle of Altador’s missing past after its thousand-year slumber, know the Neopian heavens well.

by lunarchronicles
The Modern Neopian's Guide to Manners

From the perspective of a Pet in-universe (and his editor)

by the_academy_awards
Camping 101 - The Best and Worst Locations in Neopia

Summertime proves to be a popular time for camping. The warm nights and abundant outdoor activities will leave your Pet with endless opportunities to commune with nature.

by vernalagnia
 
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"Rane The Royal Gardener" by rkbear
“Oh my, Prince Rillien, he is just gorgeous,” Rane gushed, accepting the small creature. “You are just the cutest little thing aren’t you. Did you say he was from Neovia, your highness?” Rillien cheeks turned pink as the Pink Xweetok addressed him as your highness. He always felt kind of strange when someone called him that outside of royal functions. Rane was his friend, almost none of his friends called him “your highness”. Some of them had taken a little while to feel comfortable dropping the formalities in casual settings, but Rane couldn’t be persuaded. No matter how he persisted she would always respond, “When you are king then you can outlaw it if you like, your highness.” “Yes, he’s a Talpidat,” He replied, trying to ignore the heat he felt in his cheeks. He must look as if he were smuggling tomatoes in his mouth. The red would stand out brilliantly against his stark white fur. Rane to her credit, pretended not to notice. She was quite fond of the young prince. “They were recently discovered. Scarlet said they were quite happy to be rid of them. She said they had a penchant for Neggs.”




Other Stories


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The William Wormoeba Wellness Education Program
It is remarkable the trouble one single Wormoeba can cause when left alone in a Negg field.

by beagums

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The Newest Bestseller
It was a beautiful day, how couldn't it be after yesterday's summer rain had brought much needed moisture to her glade.

by thorindog

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The Magical Triumvirate
A ripple travelled through the lair, it was soft at first, like the breath of an ancient spell being disturbed. The chamber was lit by flickering green flames, as the air stirred with power each of the candles danced.

by lavo0810

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Dungeons and Dimwits
The chamber was grand. Grander than any the party had ever seen. It was far more vast and far more polished than even the likes of Queen Fyora and King Altador could ask...

by kayixu

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The Tournament Pt 10
Fight! Collab with luc187 & nostalgicneopian

by kuroneko_kitty

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Left Behind
Remember kindness! Collab with justinballin

by nucular_dude



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