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"A Day in the Life of a Very Rich Slorg" by cryistalene
Deep in the heart of the Haunted Woods, nestled amongst the dreary blackened foliage, a small moss-covered tree stump can be found. This stump, while it may appear unremarkable at first glance, has a certain charm. Small, speckled mushrooms decorate the top and sides of the stump and a small carved door can be found if one is careful enough to look. Inside this stump, a very small Slorg rests peacefully in a bed of moss. You might be asking yourself “Why am I listening to a story about a Slorg?” and this is a very understandable question.
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 Some Wacky Ways To Improve The Altador Cup!
"The Altador Cup is in full swing as I’m writing this article, and the players are grinding away at the games! We’re playing Yooyuball, slinging slushies, making tons of noise, and shooting Yooyus past Jelly Chia goalies!"
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 Reyah’s Guide to Snow Wars II
"Many times over the years I have heard how difficult people find Snow Wars II and how challenging it is to achieve the Grundo – Snowthrow avatar. Well, I am here to help! " collab with snorkle_a25
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