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Permanence: Part One

"Excellent." Dr. Death grinned, rubbing his hands together.

Translation: I'm going to have fun making her a prisoner.

by angelpuss535

My Name is Lavendrette: Part One

"I wonder what we're doing today..." the purple Grundo mused after about a moment. "The agency's been light on us lately..."

by i_love_my_kitty_4
Hero of Shenkuu: Part One

Quite frankly, I don't trust anyone else with the power that I have.

by encroached
 
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"The Beginning" by graveyardcandyapple
The sky over Neovia appeared to be perpetually gray. Theolounious Scrivenger glanced up at the cloud-filled expanse overhead for a mere moment before proceeding to the front door of his shop, pulling his keys out of the pocket of his light-brown jacket as he did so. He sighed lightly as he unlocked the door and let himself in. He flicked on the lights and left the door open to allow the chilled air from outside to seep in. Theo headed for the counter...




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