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Top 10 Neopian Noodles

If you love noodles even half as much as I do, you will really fall into your bowl over my list of Neopia's top ten noodles!

by dustbunnie201
Don't Eat My Chia: The Scoop on Fruit Chia Ownership

Now I know what you might be thinking, a fruit pet?

by xanthopsia
Hannah and the Caves

Leilei and I have gotten together today talk to a rather famous Usul about her games. Please give a warm welcome to Hannah the Usul!

by terabithian
Tea Time With Granny

Granny's got some wisdom to impart to you young Neopians. I haven't been around all these years for nothing, alright! So, listen up!

by jocelyn_joy
Adjusting to Life on the Small Side

There are a number of things to keep in mind after your beloved pet becomes a baby again.

by marauder_on_da_loose
On Turning 11 Neo Years Old

I've been looking back at all the things I've seen and done in and around Neopia.

by evile_princess
How To Recover From Missing Issue #550

You aren't necessarily a worse writer than anyone who got published in Issue #550.

by ellbot1998
 
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The Scoop on Fruit Chias



Now I know what you might be thinking, a fruit pet? You could have a mystical Draik flying around, or maybe a cute Cybunny painted Plushie to hug and squeeze? What can you possibly see in a piece of fruit apart from a healthy snack? (NOTE: I do not condone the eating of any fruit Chia, as this is just wrong! That means you, the Lupes of Neopia). I understand that most fruit Chias are seen as kind of cheesy, and know that apart from a rare FFQ or lucky zap from the Lab Ray, the cheapest fruit Chia is a Chokato (currently at around 2 million NP!) The best way I can describe to you my reasoning for...



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Vision in Sight
"Why did I have to get my mother's eyebrows?" he muttered under his breath...

by flerpers

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The Finals of Altador Cup 20
We're glad you could join us today folks! After many days and many games, we're finally at the finals of the Altador Cup 20!

by dr_tomoe

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A Fallen Faerie - Fyora's Tear: Part One
It was the Faerie Festival, one of the most magical days of the year. Faeries from all the corners of Neopia would visit Faerieland...

by epiclittleboss

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The Explorer: Part Two
She gasped. "This was part of the bag one of the Meerca Brothers had! Sloane was right..."

by dachshundlover13

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Awkward
Name clarification?

by l3us

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Azzle Coffee
I wonder what its owner must be like...

Idea by manforgot

by _hawii_




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