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	A Delicious Valentine's Day A scrumptious meal plan for your holiday celebration. by rose_consumption
	The Patient Millionaires I like to have my investments scattered so I can always rely on a steady income if one of my groups become inactive. by masterxed2
	Slothic Neopets: Your Minion of DOOM and You! How many Neopets do you think have ended up languishing in the Neopian Pound because their owners were ill-equipped to deal with their seditious conduct? by carrotopian
	Complete Mush: Fifteen Valentine Gifts for the Lost So here it is, that time of year again when you're surrounded by pink paper, red hearts, and enough chocolate to cause dentists to cry into their plastic gloves. by giggilogalmewmew
	Chocolate Neopets – There's Nothing Sweeter Do you dream of a neopet that is sweet and unique? If so, a chocolate neopet may be the perfect pet for you. by catspook
	Top Ten Ways to Celebrate Valentines Day Lots of gift ideas and ways to help you celebrate Valentines Day in style. by shiscabar
	Homemade Valentine's Gifts (Now with 37% more Love) Nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" more than something you took the time and care to make. by mistrissmanda
	Perfecting Your Valentine's Day Meal If you're a little behind on your dinner plans and have a few guests coming over to your neohome, or simply want to give your Neopets a special Valentine's Day dinner, don't panic! Also by deadlaw by ridiculer
	Getting in the Valentine's Day Spirit Learn how to get in the spirit of Valentine's Day! by tepoen321
	Are You a Neopian Sweetheart? – A Valentine Quiz If you had to describe Valentine's Day with only one word, it would be... by imsleepingbeauty
	Finding the Perfect Anti-Valentines Day Gift You like giving gifts, but you don't like the message of the day. by lily2b18
	The Case for a Valentine's Paint Brush Red and pink? Now that's a winning combination. by cyniska

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Your Minion of DOOM

We all know that there are some topics that one simply does not raise in polite company. Their stigma is too severe, their humiliation too heavy to bear and the likelihood of being offered the last slice of chocolate sponge cake and/or being invited to any subsequent genteel gatherings is remote. However, when you find that you have begun harbouring ugly suspicions that one of your Neopets is an undeclared devotee of Dr. Frank...

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