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The Princess of Flowers
Rose grunted. “You’re fencing technique is quite outdated,” she sneered. “And your clothes are hideous!”

by downrightdude

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Dozens #2: In the Sky!
Watch your favorite Dozens cast wreak chaos elsewhere in this special!

by mandy_wong

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There Goes That Man and His Kite!
It's a particular interest in society, a hankering to learn about people, as individuals and how they interact, how they view others and how others can influence them. I have a notebook where I will be recording my findings, and, now, I have a red kite.

by dewdropzz

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Chihiro versus Neopia #4: In the Sky Special!
I believe I can touch the sky

by notquitesanitary

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