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10 Ways to Say 'I Love You'

Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday.

by mo0moo
Ahnnilator's Guide to Birthday Parties

Throw a party for anyone and everyone. Everyone loves parties, and everyone loves birthdays. However, if you're a bit lazy...

by cyneo_masters2
Putting the Pet Back in Pet's Page

Not only is the taking of the page wrong, but it has an extremely negative impact on the pet that falls victim to the action. Even those who simply neglect the page and leave it at default can contribute.

by summerlove77
The Anatomy of Random Events

A breakdown of the randomness of random events.

by sweet_star06
Interpreting the Battledome Screen

The first step to learning to use the Battledome well is understanding the basics.

by pianoru
On the Validity of Zapped Petpets

Calling zapped petpets names and saying they are not 'real' or not as 'special' as their bought version is ridiculous!

by carrotopian
Where Do Owners Come From?

We've all got one, but where in Neopia do they come from?

by boofy113
Interview With The Uppingtons

That's Valentines, Mrs. Uppington, and it's a day where Neopians everywhere celebrate friendship. Surely, you have heard of it?

by jambammer
The Cutest and Most Lovable Items

Need something to squeal at? Something to love and hug?

by btcomsa12
A Different Kind of Valentines

"What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day.

by _snuppy_
Gee, Thanks

Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented.

by jeanlucgertie
Chocolate: The 10 Best for Valentines Day

Luckily for you, I've conveniently compiled a list of the 10 best and most popular chocolates/chocolate-products in all of Neopia that make the perfect gift for Valentine's Day.

by theneoowner
 
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"The Age of Reason" by rcr311
The Space Station wasn't particularly crowded, which made it a mystery as to why Sloth chose that day for his next invasion. If he had any sense in him, he would have chosen a day when the Station was jam-packed, so he would have a better chance of causing terror. However, that's in the past, and it wouldn't make any sense to wonder any more. On the fifth day of the Month of Hiding, year eight...




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Kylie's Valentines
With a little 'phew' I stuck my lunch box in my pack and slipped it onto my back. I noticed a small pink, heart-shaped note on my desk. A card? For me?

by pupluvr7177

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Broken Scarabs
Tomos squinted up into the white sun, willing it to stop shining for just an instant of relief. He could understand why thieves chose to work in the cool darkness of night. Why hadn't the princess ever tried a campaign to turn her entire population nocturnal?

Art by nut862

by nut862


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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part Seven
"King Skarl doesn't show up until this afternoon," Rolan said. "And I don’t think we can do very much until he gets here. Once he does, Jeran, I need you to keep him busy – preferably with Father..."

by nimras23

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Another Hero's Journey: Part Six
All he cared about was finding Rohane, but the storm had decided to delay his plans...

by precious_katuch14

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Fish Versus Fern
Underwater fishing or Gardening supplies?

by wirlhwind

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Don't Play With My Heart
Can you fix it?

by zelda2222



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