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Fine Line: Part One

The camouflage Kougra silently celebrated his victory. After weeks of hard work and good lies, he had managed to infiltrate one of the Great Gebmids...

by reggieman721
The Warden's Tale: Part One

"By the Founders, Vex! If I didn't know better, I would say that you were falling into a certain trap!" the Grarrl grunted, scratching a small "3" on the table...

by torkie10
Lost Memories: Part One

In a field of grass just under the plateau, a herd of Tonu mothers tended their eggs...

by zafaracutie4
The Zap that Changed it All: Part One

He had spotted something caught on a nearby bush, blowing and fluttering in the breeze. He pulled it quickly from the leaves and let his eyes run over it. He recognized it immediately as a piece of the secret laboratory map...

by adoption_rescues
 
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Supply and Demand



Neopia's economy runs on a little thing called supply and demand. This is what makes paintbrushes and such so expensive, not that your fellow Neopians are "greedy little bullies". TNT only releases a certain amount of an item, but the price is determined by us. Let's take an Island Paint Brush for our purposes. The only way to get one of these is through random events, or, if you're lucky, freebies. So, there aren't that many. Let's just use the fictional number of "100". Now, all those Island pets are quite pretty. So you want one. So does your best friend. And your guild. And a large part of Neopia...



Other Stories


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Dream A Little Dream
"You have to drink your Potion of Containment. The Neopian Hospital said that it is the perfect cure. You will be able to sleep..."

by lizzex8

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A Different Type of Practice
The Xweetok sighed and smoothed his red fur back. "I'm not bad, but the song I'm playing is hard! I'm just not ready..."

by sunsetneversetting

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The Essential Feed Florg
Guaranteed to improve your Feed Florg skills.

by penguin_101_

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Love Chain
I challenge you to give freely to those around you. Help someone who is lost and confused. Just see how much of a difference kindness can make.

by followerofgod

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Life is a Playground - The Discarded Magical Grundo!
Ah! It's just an Old Grundo Plushie...

by larenchan

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Playing Bilge Dice
A dumb remark exists!

by jamloljam



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