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Food Club: The Pirate Training Regimen

A special group of pirates have engaged in a different sort of training: stuffing their bellies with food! collab with theguy2020 and llttss

by coconut_rat
Academy vs Training School: Beginner Course Review

Which Battledome course is right for your pet?

by ziemelbriedis
GREATEST NEOPIAN WARRIOR: Pirate Vs Ninja Edition

Pirate versus Ninja; it’s a popular match-up for a reason...

by pikachu315111
G&B: Pirates vs Ninjas

Today, we join in the age old debate Pirates vs Ninjas! Collab with neoghia

by hotneograndma
The Top 6 Pirate Crosspaints

Today, we’re going to look at 6 types of base colours that–as a whole–look great with Pirate clothing, and are available for all or at least quite a few species!

by newenglandquizzer
Pirates vs. Ninjas: Cook-off!

Who would win in a cook-off?! Pirates, or ninjas?

by swordlilly
Insult Sword Fighting in "The Ballad of Mirglepelago"

Excitement is building after the recent announcement that The PJ Grundonn Company (NEODAQ:TPP) awarded AAA Game Studioz (@AAAgamestudioz) a license to remaster the OrangeShirt cult-classic point and click adventure game, "The Ballad of Mirglepelago"!

by rielcz
 
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"When Worlds Collide" by parody_ham
White-capped waves lapped along the shores of Dylan’s prison. The silver-skinned Krawk sighed as he plunged his feet into the sand and watched the full moon shimmer in the churning waters. A light, tropical breeze tickled his cheek, making it sting with a dull ache. “How did everything go so wrong?” he mused, digging his hands through his white mane before gazing at the distant, flickering oil lamps of his old pirate crew’s ship. It moored only a short distance from the shore—his fault, he reminded himself—before it found land again in the morning. Only ten days before, he was working as an able-bodied crewman aboard The Mariner’s Voyage, aiding with whatever was needed. Usually, as the newest recruit, this devolved into him being the deck swabby, but Dylan did not mind the title. It meant getting a share of the loot to bring back to his family at home; that was all that mattered.




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The Admiral's Ninja
A captain, a stranded ninja, an old friend, and an unlikely outcome to an ill-intended sabotage.

by dudeiloled

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PIRATES vs NINJAS Super Challenge Showdown
The exuberant Better Than You Host ushers you into the newest Pirates vs Ninjas Showdown, whether you like it or not! Collab with iggy___koopa

by love_check

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The Blooms of Shenkuu: Legacies
I fear that what has happened this night will shake the very spine of the world. And now she has risen like the moon … what new legacy will now be written in the mists?

by exanomaly

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The Tidal Cave
“Come on, Wiley! What’s the holdup?” a voice called out, echoing through the forest, drifting in the breeze, finding its way towards Wiluite.

by shadowknight_72

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Are We Really That Different
Why can't we be friends?

by sophitell101

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Hannah and the Ninja Caves?
Who needs Pirates when you can fight Ninjas, right? Collab with fishmas and silakbo

by acara_575



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