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Havering and the Temple of Horrors: Part One

Truly, he cared little for the value of the treasure, or the wealth it might, or might not bring him. His only reason for venturing to the nameless isle was to rid himself of the emptiness of his life...

by numbertwelve
The Five Sacred Stones of Geraptiku: Part One

What stumped the archaeologists, however, was what happened to the citizens of Geraptiku. They couldn't tell if they deserted the town, or if something killed them off...

by dan4884
Never Trust A Xweetok: Part One

A tall scarlet Eyrie with velvety feathers came up to her and asked, "Is this spot taken?"

by mischa_rox
 
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Grisly Gardens



Anyone who lives in these locations and has tried to grow a garden knows that things don't quite go as planned. Your fresh white tulips droop and begin to ooze goo, your expensive pond gets slimy, and your prize dwarf tree shrivels up into a gnarled stumpy thing. This doesn't even touch the prolific vines, spiky growths, and other things which go "snap" at you with pointy fangs that grow on their own accord...



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Ralphy and Dizzy: Wannabe Adventurers
The two friends approached the entrance to the pipe maze carefully...

by tyleraapje

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The Would Be Detective: A Question of Strength
“Countless hours and Neopoints and nothing! Countless training, codestones, and dubloons and still nothing! Oh how it mocks me so!”

by silentbutterfly

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The Vegetation Revolution: Hidden Tower
May you like it or not, vegetables are in the Battledome now, and they’re out to do some massive damage. No one should underestimate the power of health food...

by mazoku_kuiin

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Jobs You Should Never Do
Trying to look at the classifieds of the Neopian Times trying to find a suitable job to support your Neopets with no luck? Well, here are some jobs you should NOT try to find simply because it will be pointless in the end...

by pikachu_tamer

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The Happiest Quiggle
Wow, all better!

by nut862

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Neopian Nobodies
It's so scary.

by me_like_juice



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