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	Customization Diaries of the Gnorbu Obsessed #2 First things first, the basics. What are the basic items you think every neopian should have in their closet before they start customizing? by 987654321_hj
	Uni Grooming Guide The Uni is known for being the most vain Neopet of all. With currently holding the sixth place overall of the most popular Neopets, they have every reason to devote hours of their day to improving (and admiring) their appearance. In this article, we will be taking a look at various grooming items made especially for Unis, as well as useful books for Uni owners looking to make their Neopet the prettiest one around! by aleu1986
	The Funny Habits Of Avatar Collectors! Avatar collectors are a completely unique breed of player, willing to spend 100+ hours on mastering a game just for the avatar score. I don't think any other kind of player on this site is quite so crazy! Why are avatar collectors so zany, obsessed and strange? So here are the top 10 strangest habits of avatar collectors! I think they're quirky, bizarre, and absolutely charming, and I hope you do too! by indulgences
	Wintery Games - Snowmuncher Be prepared for such a burping adventure! by royal_real
	Secretly Available or Just Showing Off? The NCC Guide to “Not UFT” Lists Trading Neocash items can be a tricky business. The NCC (Neocash Chat) board is one of the friendliest places on the site, but the very nature of trading items that cost real money makes for frequently contentious issues. One of these issues is the existence of “not UFT”, or closet, lists. by rayoceanweaver
	An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! Grundo I'm sorry sir! I'm only trying for the avatar! I can pay to fix your very nice spaceship- Kneezles, run. by beagums
	Trophy Guide to Spinacles Also by dino8268 by malphd
	Countering the Stereotype: The "Vain" Uni An article arguing for the end of labeling Unis as "Neopia's most vain creatures" by puddydog

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"Gieva's Story: A Dream Come True" by incheesuswetrust
"Gieva! Oh Gieva, where are you? I’m so worried!” Gieva’s owner cried out. “Scampy, whatever are we going to do? She’s so small and petite swimming out in the big ocean, who knows what might happen.” “Arr, we’ll find the lass. Don’tchyee worry ‘bout that, Kay,” replied a Pirate Kougra nearby. “She’s just so adventurous and loves swimming around so carefree out there for the first time. I love it for her, but it’s terrifying for me. If only there were some way of knowing that she were protected from harm.” “Weeeeee!” The most beautiful Maraquan Gelert shot up from the waves, though very hard to see somehow she was still very much distinguishable. Perhaps it was her love for the water that made her stand out so. “Gieva! Thank goodness you’re okay.” Kay and Scamp navigated over towards Gieva in their small boat. “I don’t know what I would have done if anything had happened to you.” “Aww, but I’m fine! See?” Gieva quickly dove down and came back up for another spectacular flip and started to giggle after showing off a bit. “Aye, the lass knows the water like the back of ‘er paw, she does,” growled Scamp.

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The Second Piece
Dempsey Rowen was many things, and a complainer was most certainly one of them. The day after their visit to Meridell, Dempsey began to complain of a sore throat. Halfway through the day he began to cough, and by the time the four travelers reached Brightvale, the Halloween Kougra was positively miserable.

by graveyardcandyapple

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Forgotten Histories: The First Faerie
It is said that on a very special day in a year, when all the requirements are met, a faerie would be born

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Four
Chloe followed Buzz out, putting her mask back on as a matter of habit. The courtyards were orderly, but they were plain, the flowers gone and only the bushes remaining. The signs of Elise's hard work, maintained by a gardener when they were in Neopia Central, were gone.

by kristykimmy

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the New Addition: Part One
Why on Neopia would Jane think it would be a good idea to get an apprentice? She knew that our cases could be ruined by inexperience (something I knew the apprentice had). J² was a serious detective business - not a university where you could pick up a trade. I only tolerate one Neopet that wasn't a part of the business but still helps out, and Natia wasn't going to go anywhere.

by chasing_stars44

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See, This Is Not Boring
Ugh, I made the wrong choice.

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Baelia's Burdens #2
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