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Faerie Cloud Racers Uber Guide

In the game Faerie Cloud Racers, you play as a faerie, flying over Faerieland...

by skittlesrock10292
The Official Neoquest II Survival Guide for Monsters

The first thing you'll need to do is to get some decent skills. First, you should probably invest in Critical Attacks.

by blahbletybleebloobla
Go From An Unhappy Pet To A Happy One!

Is your pet down in the blues and you don't know what to do? Well, I have the answer for you!!

by softball_pitch
Advanced Chemistry for Beginners

This Ixi will tell you all you need to know (or maybe one important thing) about this thing called Chemistry for Beginners!

Also by zewq

by rest_in_boredom

Muffins vs. Cupcakes: THE SHOWDOWN

Most people don't think muffins and cupcakes hurt when they are thrown at you. But they do. Trust me, I know.

by purple_girl253
Gift Giving Ideas for the Month of Celebrating

10 Ideas for what you can do for gifts during the Month of Celebrating

by shakinheadtotoe
The Total Terror Mountain Guide

This guide to Terror Mountain will tell you about EVERYTHING there is to know about Neopia's best (and most freezing) destination.

by emilia444_69
Best Winter Vacation Spots

So then, where can a bored Neopian go to get away from the stresses of home? What land makes a good vacation spot this dismal time of year?

by sunlight_phoenix
Winter Wonders—Planning Your Best Holiday Yet!

Consider yourself stress-free, heading towards a vacation you deserve, while your Neopets enjoy their best holiday season yet!

by evie_firebolt
A Guide to Holiday Shopping

A complete gift-buying guide for those gift-buying challenged.

by frycook4
 
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"Not So Beautiful Revenge" by liannachick
"Take this, my dear Vira," I said, madness taking over my voice. I handed her the mirror, cherishing the feel of the wretched object leaving me forever. "Look into the mirror, Vira! Look into the mirror and see true beauty!"




Other Stories


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The Pen IS Mightier Than the Sword
It really was a good article, if I do say so myself. It was titled, 'Why the Guildmaster's Dinner Was Canceled'. It was basically a list of reasons of how the Thieves Guild is just a band of cowardly, wimpy lowlives...

by mubu89

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When My Beak Touched Stone
One day I refrained from trying to dive down to the stone. I saw them all trying to do it...

by coolsteph281

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Exported Eustabees - Part Eight
Charlie and I began circling the house the moment we had landed and slipped inside the open gate. I peered in through a large window...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Highrock Pack History Songs: Song for Three Voices - Part Nine
He threw the intruder against the wall and stood between the two and the human. "This human is a tool of my master’s retribution."Do not interfere..."

by shinkoryu14

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Oh Fiddlesticks!
Don't leave the babies unattended...

by chuukii

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Neopia Central Team
Rivalling the best!

Art by _icypanther_

by __lyra152__




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