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Issue: 275 | 19th day of Sleeping, Y9

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	Say What? Liquid toast, anyone? by jjjellybean121
	VERY Random Events: Omelettes Do your pets ever complain like mine do? by the_panther17
	Random Something You can always find new uses for things! by silvermare200
	Anyway When Mharluxia encounters the Monocerous... o.o by wolfendusk
	The Snowager is an Artist An evil shadow appears! by rose_cel
	Sweet Dreams Nighttime is ALL the time! Idea by firegirldesigns by amit_oryan
	Battledome, Mummies, Balloons, Oh My! Why do mummies have ballons? by komodo_matta
	Work It Out - Shadow Neopets It's a beautiful day here at the beach. by melissa_melly618
	Slorgarific Adventures: Happy New Year! Halloween was months ago! Written by monkeybytes by jellybeanott
	Raining Kougras and Gelerts And the vending machine strikes again... by x__broken_dreams
	Hideous Transformation This could explain how the princes and princesses in "Kiss the Mortog" became mortogs in the first place. by frost_faerie
	Razzle Dazzle Friend Bob by khestrel
	I'm In the NT! Well... Tac gets too excited 'bout being in the Neopian Times. by dingohybrid
	RAWR: Duck And Cover Nice timing... but not for Adam. D: by voogie123
	Do You Ever Get the Feeling... ...that you're being followed? by loubie_04
	The Umbrella Adventures of a Ruki by optimystique
	Restocking Madness Too slow? by cthulhus_child
	Kougra Comix Whee! by teenagerobotfan777
	Kawaii - Happiness It could also buy you a comic with backgrounds!... by crow213
	Tailspin But that was the one you picked? by cannonsmbt
	A Special Petpet This is what happens when you use the petpet lab. by kristoffer_lc
	Dribble's Diary Who's the smarter one here? by 777lucky_7_gal777
	Fully Equipped #3 There's a small catch to those Clockwork Grundos, you know. by dudeperson41
	The Gallion Ranch In celebration of Bahamut_86's "new look"! Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	An Average Day at the Brightvale Scrollery Those scrolls are getting awfully dusty!! by fries682
	The Real Face of the Pant Devil Help! by moi80
	Abnormal Espionage - The Count Hurry up, Count! by kazenkori
	Why Invisible Aishas Shouldn't Have Golden Teeth Smile! :D by zwart_maanlicht
	Fiesty Freaks You can say that again. by eevilbirdiezuh
	Under Water Fishing Nothing like fishing, eh? by superxspork
	Poof! How come your intelligence is higher? Also by mcquackers2 by mcquackers
	Just Another Comic How ironic! Written by judepet by jamz76
	Gnorbu Day! And in the middle of winter too. Brrr... by ratcake

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Lab Ray: Rewarding

The Lab Ray. Why is it better than the Training School? For one, the Ray is a one-time cost. I don’t know how much it is now, but we didn’t pay very much for ours – of course, we’ve had access for around five years now. Where as the Training School is definitely a drain on our resources, especially as the prices of those stupid codestones rise. And speaking of those rocks, have you ever had to lug them from the Citadel all the way...

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The Heart
Gloria was Sepia's only friend who, like her, was unpainted. Gloria was a blue Cybunny who lived a few blocks away from Sepia, and she shared the same ceaseless desire for a Faerie paint brush...

by reggieman721

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Rules of the House
"Fine, then, run about, do what you will, but, please, allow me time to write..."

by micrody

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Editorial Questions You Never Knew About
I happen to have recovered a list of some of the questions, complaints, and whining that DIDN'T get answered, which I've decided need to be revealed to the Neopian community...

by sunny_forever

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13 Ways to Tell if You Are An Unlucky Neopian
You see, you are one of the elite Neopians who happen to carry the unlucky gene around with them! That's right, you are no ordinary Neopian; no, you are an Unlucky Neopian!

by kurt_lives_on

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Disappearing Deaver - Part Six
In a way, he was still a suspect but I trusted him. There was something that made me know for sure that he was not involved in Kip's disappearance. It was the fact that he bought her for DeSoto in the first place, and that he had no motive...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part Five
"It's worth a shot," she said. She reached over into Sam's pack and retrieved her coin, while Sam pulled his out of his pocket. Together, they put their coins in the holes. A bright light flashed, and when all of them opened their eyes...

by kaylamdal111112

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