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A Hero's Journey: Squire

Jeran smiled as he and Rohane walked into a hallway full of portraits of knights long since immortalised into Meridell’s legends.

by precious_katuch14
The Other Side

She attempted to recreate that fateful day but she didn’t even know what the original trigger was. Was it a switch? A time of day? A magic word?

by surging
Not the Best Family Reunion

"What did you find out?” Mio asked, following a disgruntled Magma ‘Pet through overcrowded streets.

by kayixu
A Charity Yooyuball

With Yooyuball Teams made up of members from the Royal Courts of Meridell and the Darigan Citadel, Lady Psellia's Charity Match was set to be an... interesting affair.

by pikapi20
 
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"The Switchboard Operator" by mama357
“Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?” “Transferring, thank you for calling.” “Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?” “Transferring, thank you for calling.” After working the switchboard for nearly 22 years, Liza could do this job in her sleep. The Toy Lupe had replaced the original switchboard operator, Carl, and has been the only operator ever since. Any Neopian who has purchased a home has, at one point or another, spoken with Liza: something she was fiercely proud of. She was the voice of the Neohomes Real Estate Management Company. The first pet anyone who wanted to purchase a Neohome spoke with. “Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?” “Transferring, thank you for calling.” Sometimes, Liza would daydream about what it would be like to retire. She could buy a Neohome of her own. Maybe on Kiko Lake. A beautiful log cabin...




Other Stories


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Lords, Kings, and Other Mysteries
As Neopia's leaders assemble, an unlikely friendship forms.

by slothgirl

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The Switchboard Operator
After working the switchboard for nearly 22 years, Liza could do this job in her sleep. The Toy Lupe had replaced the original switchboard operator, Carl, and has been the only operator ever since.

by mama357

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Five Tips For Tidy Teeth
Ever since I was paid my first visit by the Tooth Faerie, I've endeavored to spread her lessons for good health and clean teeth.

by xdlugia_reborn

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Brand Designs - Inside the Shops of Neopia
We’ve all been there, sitting in a shop, repeatedly refreshing while waiting for the next stock.

by dennykins

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Dinner with the Scarlets: What's-His-Name
His name is Orpheus or something...

by june_scarlet

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Anatomy Class
Between shifts, Nurse Glee teaches some nursing classes to the volunteering Neopians!

by prulletje1852



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