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 | A Hero's Journey: SquireYou are a disgrace to the Wincott name,” a Royal Usul snarled as he slammed his fist down onto his desk, sending a few sheets of paper fluttering to the floor.
by precious_katuch14 |  | The Timeless TaleRhea and Kera were trembling with excitement. So it was possible! Time travel to the past was possible. It seemed almost surreal.
by chlo26 |  | Ashes of the AlabrissThe stables that morning were abuzz with chatter of the upcoming chariot season. It was mere days away, and with each moment it ticked closer, the pit of dread in Brynn’s stomach grew.
by salem_822 |  | Elizia and the Krawk Island Boat RaceElizia knew she couldn’t catch the ship by swimming. As it drifted away, so did her chances of winning.
by platinum_marauder |  | Not the Best Family ReunionNixie was a Purple Hissi, with radiant scales and a pointy snout. She had golden, haughty eyes and gleaming fangs, and slept with two daggers beneath her pillow.
by kayixu |  | The Queen's GratitudeQueen Fyora once again made her way to the throne room to receive those who had sought an audience with her. She previewed her list of visitors and proceeded to groan.
by black_skull725 |  | Faeries LandIvima, a Water Faerie, swam through the Faerieland stream, searching for her friend, Yenil. Yenil was a Grey Faerie who lived in the forest next to Faerieland.
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"Florg and his Slorg" by ningkov1
“Feed Florg now! Give Florg Petpets. Arghhhh!” Florg wanted more food, but the annoying Grundo wouldn't give him any. “Florg, it's bedtime now, okay? Bedtime! See you tomorrow!” With those parting words the doors shut and Florg was left alone. Florg didn't like to sleep. When he slept, he always dreamed of a strange Yellow Chia. This Chia worked in the Space Station and lived with his Petpet Slimy, a usually large Slorg. Florg couldn't understand why he felt sad when he saw these dreams. He always woke up feeling like he had lost something, and he did not like that. So, he tried not to sleep as much as possible. This had disastrous consequences. He was always in a bad mood, he couldn't express himself or think clearly, and his body ached. He tried to soothe his pains with his favourite foods: delicious and juicy little Petpets. Hasee and Kadoatie were his favourites, and Slorgs were his absolute least! How strange that he would dream about owning a Slorg! He didn't even like being in the same room as Slorgs! Every time a Slorg was on his dinner menu, he made sure to throw at least one of his Grundo caretakers across the room. After another sleepless night it was time for his food; though his mood quickly soured even further after over 20 Petpets dropped to the floor during mealtime. He screamed at his caretakers and threw one poor Grundo out into space. He became even angrier after he saw the Grundo being promptly saved by his friends. He also couldn't stand the incessant beeping! There was always a beeping sound around the station, and silly little Grundos kept passing by at all hours. He hated how big their toes were!
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