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	Best and Worst Toys for Babies Vanellope and I are here to help you find out what toys are ok or not ok for baby neopets to play with. by vslats
	Neopia's Hidden Languages There are so many secret languages to learn about in Neopia. Why not see how many you recognise? by chavo_guerrero
	A Neopian's Guide to Draiks Draiks are lovely little dragons, and are hatched through Draik eggs, which come in a multitude of colors, like basic colors, ice, pirate, and even zombie! But they're certainly not easy to get, and even harder to take care of! by bencat52
	Mysteries of the Colors: Baby Pteris This little darling utilizes the magic of the Baby color to change into a sweet little egg form. by icyowl
	Reasons to Speed-Train into the Secret Ninja School Do you think the Secret Ninja School is only for super strong pets and it's too early for you to think about it? Well, that's not true. Idea by silly_mistake by chrystal_218
	Inexpensive Wearables for the Everyday Neopian You'll be paying the price; the cheapest price, that is! by crymetothemoon
	Assessing Assignment 53 If you fail, the commander will begin to practice his singing, and trust me, NO ONE wants to hear that... So pay attention! Also by justlilly by moocowalex
	Cybunny Carnival: 10 Playful Cybunny Inspired Items Here are some Cybunny inspired gift suggestions to celebrate this special occasion! by chomby_fanatic2
	Confessions of an Auction Sniper Finally, just one minute left! There is a flurry of bids, but you are always one-step ahead... by mandyguido
	10 Ways to Support Your Faction Move onward to the brightness that's ahead of you and put this loss behind you! by chestnuttiger787

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"Righting the Moral Order of the Universe" by oseyeris
As I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing. Let me start...

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Still
I got the test back and I stared long, hard, forcefully, as if to scare the grade off the paper.

by nativsis

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Righting the Moral Order of the Universe
As I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing.

by oseyeris

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Uncertainty: Part Three
Flicker couldn't stand it anymore. He sat up, giving up on sleep altogether. He needed to calm his mind somehow.

by blueys45

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Finding Boochi: Part Three
"We're here to speak to Professor Chesterpot!" Mhewsie piped up.

The receptionist blinked from behind her large-rimmed, brightly-coloured glasses. "Do you have an appointment?"

by fantasyeyesuk

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Who's the Boss?
You should probably know...

by mhchristine

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Danny's Days: Plot Prize Problems
All Danny's hard work and battling for nothing.

by dannyphantoms_girl

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