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Issue: 424 | 31st day of Celebrating, Y11 |
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Headlines "Don't Be a Punchbag" by stoicjohn "Fine, fine, I'm tired of you blocking my office door every day. Go out back and pick a fight with Punchbag Bob. You win and I'll sign you up. Let me see your weapons... SNOWBALLS!!!!! You can't beat Punchbag with... never mind. Just go do your best, kid..."
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New Priorities The plushie Draik sighed grumpily, feeling very put-upon indeed. "No. I don't want any of those ugly things."
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Mirror, Mirror!: Part Two "But you aren't happy now, are you?"
Startled, she looked up. Her reflection bore her own face, but it smiled in contrast to the fear on her own features.
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