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The Teams Who Couldn't Be There

Although most Neopian worlds did play in the tournament, there were three teams who didn't quite make it. Here we introduce you to the teams who couldn't be there.

Also by hello5346

by rookina

Teach Your Pet to Wiggle Jiggle

Does your pet long to dance but has two left feet? Well, here's all the answers you've been looking for!

by chickenburrito96
Puzzling Pyramids: A Guide to the Game

Welcome to a grueling game of Lupe kings, Aisha queens, and Zomutt jacks.

by kemppotatoe
Freaked about Freaky Factory?: A Guide

Do you tremble at the sight of a factory worker? Do you cringe when you see enormous vats that need to be filled? Do the words 'Freaky Factory' strike terror into your heart?!

by silverbreeze
Who's Hot Today?

Nearly everyone loves the beach and what better way to enhance the experience than with some great beach accessories! Find out what beach essentials you'll need to soak up the sun, sand, and water!

by purplepassiony2k
Ditching Insidious Gifs: Overcoming Avatar Addiction

You have to be good at EVERYTHING on the site to even begin collecting. Games, restocking, having a lot of money (4 stamp avatars??? No way!), painted pets, expensive items, good battledome pets, and the worst part of most avatars, luck.

by incheesuswetrust
On the Impossibility of a Jelly World

Yet, even a mind most muddled by a strong blow from a Faerie Slingshot should be able to recognize the impossibility of such a locale. It simply does not hold up to scrutiny.

by mats77
Conundrum Confuzzlements

Who is that Lenny who runs the Conundrum? Nobody's ever bothered to ask... and now it's revealed!

by daymarket
My Stamp Album: All You Need to Know

Where is your album? Is it abandoned in a corner of your Neohome? Or are you actually using it - collecting not only stamps, but coins, evil coconuts and seashells too?

by ellen1117
Caring for Your Marafin: An Exclusive Guide

If you've got the time and finances for one of these persnickety little Petpets, you need to know the basics. After all, your Marafin(s) can only thrive under very specific conditions.

by liraelforever
Thankless Work: The Kadoatery Keeper

Hello, Neopia! Tirthaseva and Kiikoro the MSP Poogle here, reporting to you from the Kadoatery with an exclusive interview with Esther the Eyrie, the Kadoatery Keeper...

Also by cloud96688

by tirthaseva

How Much Do You Know About Neopets?

Ready? Get out a piece of paper and a pen/pencil to write your answers and numbers down. Have fun and good luck!!!

by 13wocky_lover13
 
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"Soup's Up!" by bellababy265
The Wheel of Wonder seemed to be popular. There was a queue that stretched all the way from the wheel to Happy Valley. The pets at the end of the queue were able to buy slushies at the Slushie Shop for their wait. Not that they seemed to be bored; everyone was bursting with anticipation. Kela and Ali joined the end of the queue and bought some Jelly Slushies...




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Soup's Up!
Kela sighed. "I'll come with you to this wheel then. Just don't expect me to be enthusiastic, because I'm not in the mood, alright?"

by bellababy265

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A True Friend
Halfway there, I was intercepted by Lily, my Ixi friend. Her fur was a plain, ragged blue. Her family was... less fortunate than mine...

by timber_wolf_789

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Past Reflections: Part Seven
I staggered over to the mirror standing lazily against my wall and stared blandly into it for a moment. At first, I expected to see a regular Shoyru staring back...

by smurfafied1800

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In the Nightmares: Part Two
"The real reason for this, the one I wanted to talk to you about, is that I think the thing that's most important for us to do now is to figure out what your dreams mean..."

by lavendergoddess79

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Standing Ovation: Return of the Pie
Just one more reason not to leave my pets unsupervised....

by rebels_last_stand

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Define Idiocy
No one is safe.

by darkness1300



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