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by wsprite

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Lettuce Sandwiches
'Dear Frederick, come to my party on Saturday and bring a present or else! Come at 9:00 and go away at 4:00. If you don't come, then Laura will kill you. Mr Globbybut will be coming to do magic and then we will eat. Love, Alison.'

by cutie963963

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Janitor Days
*I wish he'd stop daydreaming on the job*

by explorer_253

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Just Sit
So why doesn't this ever happen...?

by katopia12

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Volunteering at the Neopian Pound
You're probably thinking he's like Dr. Sloth. He's not. He is wacko, though. Yeah, um, no one is supposed to know, but his secret dream was to be a...

by zmeharry

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