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Issue: 233 | 31st day of Running, Y8

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	Think Less... You know how they always talk about Sloth and the Meepits... by ssjelitegirl
	The Average Eyrie?: Chocolate!? Uh oh. by goatsrus
	Rico and Rolo Strike Again! But the recipe said... by k_aren_z
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore Confessions of maligned petpets... Written by anjie by chivo
	Illusen and April Fools You only have 16 minutes and 0 seconds left. by citadell
	Lord of the Sludge bored by azellica
	XuuPuu! Wah! I'm ITCHY!! by thepinkpixel
	Isca and Garin That's great, Isca! by syas82301
	Trouble with Adoption Trouble comes when neopets find out they're adopted. by voodoo_girl_of_doom
	Cheeser the Spardel I have a special present for you... by frayedknot
	Wocky Tales There's guillible written on the ceiling... by miacirclegirl
	Uni4 Hates Banks Awww... by j_ja_l_2003
	Emergency Situation It goes around and around... by kleptie
	Triple Negative Ugh. This head weighs a ton! by sillygirl_543
	Prankster Everyone has a friend like this. :) by zenwe
	Grundo Super Powers SUPER ZAP!!!!!!!! by harris9
	Rojero's Tale Vegetablesaurus? by heart_toes
	SNAPS? Oh man, that hurts? by dyne_aria
	Strawberry Fields... Forever? Warning: Strawberry Paintbrushes may include side effects of: being eaten. by cousins_4ever93
	Random Stuff Ooh... It's a Golden Mage Robe! by p0king
	Lollypop Got Your Tongue? Didn't see that coming... Also by highlyevolved by hardlyevolved
	Reality Chex I can't believe I got such a good bargain on this neohome! by thessprincess
	Teachers: Smart or... Not Smart? snickers by veronicaw999
	Made With Real Fruit The legacy of a Mootix... by starry_shine13
	Moo... They're just as evil... I mean cute! CUTE! by boohbah098
	The (Mis)Adventures of a Rock Petpet! ATAAAAACK!!1!!11 by pacmanite
	The Neopals slurp by roxanne_vergara99
	Been There, Done That! throws Art by mara_s by dittomania
	The Neo397s KABOOM. by isaiahdjkim
	Annoying! - Battle Muffin! Meuka throws a radioactive muffin at you! by 900duckling
	The Discovery of Altador Another peaceful day in Altador... by mrs_mia_wallace
	Flapdoodle Just a small change... by obviousfakename
	N is for Nonsense Now you see me, now you... by hotchick859
	Me and Them This can't be good. by hamtaro6969
	Slorg and a Half You said you wouldn't tell... by warrior20012
	The truth About the Symol Hole - Revealed!!! Bring something nice! by zebruzebru
	Something Has Happened! Xarkac found some broken ice... by ravenatore
	Zeh Cute One: April Fools! Hey look! by glowing_banana
	Valin: Prankmaster Extraordinaire Nice doing business with you. by soggy_cardboard
	C.H.A.O.S. - April Fool's Special oof Also by precious_katuch14 by doughnut215
	Weird Things Happen CLICK IT PICK ME READ ME! by latonya254
	The Happiest Quiggle I guess I must be sick... by nut862

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Entry 1: I adore peace time; now that all the fighting's done I can finally get a break from all those fangirls. I swear, those things are far scarier than Darigan ever was. Not that I'll ever admit it. Danner still gives me a hard time about that one that followed me for weeks and called me "Jerry". Really, is Jeran all that hard to say? Lisha says it's just because...

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Memories of Theme Parks
In the old, forgotten shadows behind the Haunted Woods lies a land that once held laughter and the heavy, syrupy scent of sugar-powdered fried dough...

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Where We Belong
She wasted no time in filling up the glass jar with fresh ocean water, and then she hastened back to the pool. Nat pulled the Peo out the water...

by duster119

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How to: Earn 1000 NP for Every Game of Snow Wars II
This is a timed game with the objective of protecting 5 snowmen from Snow Beasts and Lupes. To protect these snowmen you need to build a snow fortress around them.

by x_ryot_grrrl_x

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What Sort of Avatar Collector Are You?
Avatars. 50 x 50 pixel bundles of joy. These microsized forms of self-expression are the stars of countless fan sites, featured on hundreds upon hundreds of pet pages, and are on the forefront of the thoughts of many Neopians.

by yellowbanana5490

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A Confusing Conglomeration: Part One
Rocky finally glanced up and noticed the box. "What's that?" he asked, trying to untangle his two pairs of feet to stand up...

by appaloosa500

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The Shoyru Tamer: Part Two
The Green Shoyru looked down at Angel. She looked like she had been in the room for a while, and black mascara streamed down her face. She sniffled, and then said, "I'm fine."

by dragoncatcher_sammy

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