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The Adventures of Jake the Explorer!: Part One

I am Jake, Neopia's greatest explorer; a blue Kougra ready for the next lost temple, the next powerful talisman, the next forgotten tomb. And that next adventure starts here...

by aisha_enchantress110
Royally Educated: Part One

King Hagan looked at his daughter quizzically. Lira knew that her father would never be too tired for lessons...

by maltese51191
Pipes: Part One

The main pipe is flatter than the rest, and that's where I, and my mom, slept. It was guaranteed the safest one...

by wizsard
 
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Gnorbu Care



First of all, please note that Gnorbus do not have hooves. They have adorable, wittle stubby- Tlizl: Stop it! That's so... undignified! Fine. They are cute, though. Where were we... Ah, yes. The legs have only a short, soft layer of fur. Too short to comb; shampooing followed by brushing with a Blue Gnorbu Brush will do. Those legs may look a bit pudgy, but they harbor the huge muscles that allow Gnorbus to outrun predators easily. Be especially careful to brush where leg meets body under the stomach, as tangles have a tendency to develop...



Other Stories


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Slushie Snag
Tintilla, Coarse, and Ember walked to the front door of the slushie shop. Ember was talking to Coarse while Tintilla yelled random nonsense.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Never Liked My Name Before
"It's not a bad name. You know Mom loves to make up names. She doesn't like numbers."

by dogaspets

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Put the Pieces Together
Think of it like a mosaic. Each piece has a different place where it goes, and it is up to you to find out how to put them together.

by iloenchen

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Stop Holding Yourself Back
I saw so many successful Neopians and I told myself, 'I can't do that. I can't be like them."

by yourstruly281

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1001 Solutions to Bonju Avie
Meepits find a new way to the get Bonju avie... "If he doesn't give it to us by the goodness... He'll give it to us by the evil...:k"

Also by _rafa_16_

by gatopreto


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Shoyru Recipes
If you ever do it again, kid...

by jalele



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