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Issue: 465 | 15th day of Collecting, Y12

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	The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 18 Ghosts don't like it when you touch their stuff. by buizelmaniac
	Spots Dots and Carrots - The Healthy Revenge, Final Noooo! by lovisa966
	Neopian Neophyte - Fishing for Zafaras Ambiguity can be killer... by leedom111
	The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 6) Her hooves are probably too big to hit the buttons properly. by hubadawaha
	Techopalooza: Delicious Beep Beep... by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Blechy - Joys of a Neohome (3 of 3) Sofa problem by sheik_93
	Avatar Rants! - 2 It's awful. by rikarie
	Defenders of a Feather 4/6 Not your average weird-looking guitar... by charybdis7
	For the Lulz - Family Values So have YOU adopted a Blumaroo yet? by mooseydoom101
	A Nerd, a Dork, and a Geek All from Virtupets, of course. by almightywebmistress
	How Did This Get Here Sometimes I feel as if Coltzan doesn't like me very much... by regimental
	The Brickwall Pwned! by demopetsneedlurve
	Watch What You Eat! Sometimes it's alright to be picky with your food every once in a while! by dogcrazy04140
	Ryo Grande - Say What? Who knew Drugals were such heavyweights? by everyway
	Random Issues Pictures Present: Tape thxs to tehhhfoxxx for the support :D by catluver909
	Magma Troubles! We went to the magma pool. by firedevil_x
	Lame Pun Now With 50% More Beef by black_wolfhearts
	Just Cake #2 Behold! by flameshard
	For The Sake of Knowledge Maybe I should just feed them omelettes forever. by hamp
	Never Withdraw Neopoints Too Many Times a Day Houston, we have a problem. by silvergullmon77
	Confusion and Lipstick: The Blue Grundo Plushie Perhaps you should return later. by x_love_song_x
	Beyond Random That explains... absolutely nothing. by supercheezee
	Tin Box: Petpet Troubles I want a new Petpet. by thegoddesofxweetok1
	Destructomuffin: Irony Nom nom nom... by devonrex_ss
	Just Another Day In which we learn that drawing water is a lot harder than it looks. by miacirclegirl
	The Things That Happen When You Own a Skeith A Delicious Snack by bedbugz
	Ferocious Poogles Oh no. by ginnchi
	Missy Grarrl and Me The perils of paintbrushes... by alibaba8
	Hazard-ous Speck-ulation Wisdom doesn't always come with age. by cheetah_kougra
	Oh to be Scary! Part 3 Will Snugglepluffs the Baby JubJub brave even the Laboratory in his quest to become scary for Halloween? Also by starluff by yampuff
	The Stone Truth Two Neopets users were discussing... Also by sarcasticdeath by vampirebunny18
	Random Oddness: Plotastic #2 Whoops. by mistyqee
	A Spooky Halloween, Part 2 Pumpkin pests by ghostkomorichu
	Random Events are Random Ugh.. clouds... by retu9999
	Castle Nox Patience is a virtue. by whackthestaff
	Nox's Secret Mocking Nox isn't nice! by van_kouen
	Faerieland's Woes Those poor faeries :( by pepper_kitten44
	Blessed All the faeries of Neopia have been turned to stone! by roriee
	How to Save a Spot on the Party Guest List part 2/4 Get your own at the nearest mall! by agentwerehog

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"Chasing A Game" by aroeai
It was not that they would deny her. But she was slender and a girl, so they thought she could not play with them without getting hurt. Maybe they were partially right, but Issi's gentle whine made it clear: it did not matter; she wanted to be there. Wanted to be with the...

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Thanks for the Memories
"Hey, you ready for the big move?" I was just as excited as he was; Mystery Island sounded so cool.

by pippin_me

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The Lost Snorkle
I am not happy right now. I was almost eaten. Yes, you read correctly. I WAS ALMOST EATEN. Who even does that anymore?

by icanhaskaila

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Change - Best Served With Item Drops
An old time Battledomer, I have recently returned to Neopets and am pleasantly surprised with the new plot.

by ssj3gotenks18

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Common Petpets and How to Care for Them
Petpets need to be cared for and entertained, just as Neopets do, and this task will keep even the smartest Neopet occupied for hours while you are away.

by burning_shadows_79

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The House on the Hill: Part One
Most of the stories of Werelupes and wicked faeries roaming the forest were just that — stories — but every once in a while, they turned out to be true, and even the most fearless denizens of the Woods weren't willing to take such a risk.

by izziemushroom

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The Sorcery Society: Part Four
I watched the baby Uni merrily play with her new dolls, trying not to let my gaze be drawn towards the thin paperback book with the plum-colored cover...

by iris220_ll

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