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Boiling Point

"What's wrong, Whiskers?" he cooed softly. "Skip your nap this morning? Why don't you just give up? You're clearly exhausted..."

by bitsy_dj
Simpleglade Hollow – The Not So Great Toe Caper

Lurking beneath the surface of this quaint little town is a deep and dark mystery to be solved... or is there?

by neverhood_grim
A Week At Cockroach Towers

But this story isn't about how I think our life was good. This story is about the week that wasn't so good...

by pippin_me
An End and a Beginning - A True Story

It hit me. She wasn't joking or kidding around. She'd done pound jokes like this before, but...

by waterhime
The Star and Flame Chronicles: Team Work

Spring had finally sprung! Now was the time to dig up wild plants, now was the time to race around outside, now was the time to garden!

by reeses_pet
Shadows Rising

An Usul seeks remembrance in the history books, but she finds that it's not called the Forbidden Mountain for nothing...

by cookybananas324
Smash: The Way of My Life

Smash was everything a guy wanted to be, for if you were the king of Smash, you were the king of the school...

by rotty_paws
Large and (Supposedly) in Charge

Kata and I dashed over to the source of the voice, and were greeted by Faeries. Hundreds of Faeries...

by kotaeia
A New Friend...?

As if on cue, a rather large ixi acorn crashed through the window...

by eschebone
The Dance Teacher

All Mirandela really wanted was a chance to dance in public, on a stage. But every single theatre, dance or musical company in Neopia Central had their doors closed...

by northenlights120
The Trouble with Being Ordinary

They had never really cared about looking different. They were happy with the ordinary color of red...

by singeralltheway
Somewhere

"You know, finding the Neopian treasure would be so cool," Celeste said, staring into space with a dreamy look...

by rainbow8476
 
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So you've traveled to Mystery Island, visited the Island Mystic for wisdom and Haikus, and stopped off at the Trading Post, in the shade of those lovely palm trees. You're searching for a rare plushie or Petpet far too expensive for the Shop Wizard Shops and you don't like Auction Sniping. Maybe you've even read a few guides and articles on how to use the Trading Post. Yet you feel there's something missing, something important you just can't grasp. Something that would you make more than just a casual Trading Post user...



Other Stories


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If You Can Swing It, Bring It!
Let's start with the basics. The Blumaroo stands under a tree branch where a mini-Kass is waiting for you to push it off.

by deuceloosely4711

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Destruct-O-Match III – More Boulder Smashing Fun
Following in the tradition of the earlier two versions of this game, Destruct-O-Match III brings more puzzling fun.

by dipper70

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From Princess to Pirate: Part Three
"The Queen seems to have left the ship, but was not seen leaving the harbor..."

by lizzex8

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Roomies 3: Part Two
Jesc frowned. She couldn't explain it, but something just didn't feel right...

by vanessa1357924680

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The Class of '08 Part Twelve
Wait, what?

by _dead_meat_x_

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Dance!
There's a little boogie in everyone...

by chkmic8



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