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	The Curse: Part Eight The next day Lord Darigan arrived back again quite unexpectedly. Lockwood was, in fact, exactly in the middle of an excessively complicated spell... by jokerhahaazzz
	An Iliad: Part Six Stuck in her cell, Azure was sick and tired of sitting there, watching the moss grow on the walls. by eternus_dragon
	Roomies 4: Part Eight Illusen, meanwhile, didn’t seem to be taking the hit too hard. The earth faerie had easily rebounded out of spite, joining up with a group of new friends. by vanessa1357924680
	A Very Neovian Election: Part Six "It's a long shot, but it might just work," she said half to herself and half to her Meowclops. by herdygerdy
	The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part Six "How can that be true? Maybe she fooled you," he suggested. "A soul can't just separate." by ayame_23
	Flying High: Part Seven Another look of anger spread over Jhudora's face. "I don't need to cheat or use magic to defeat a puny human like you!" she snapped... by bugsypal9
	Snowfall's Solstice: Part Five Snow was still falling, attacking my window, as though mocking me. How does it feel to be safe and warm inside your room, Castella? Does hiding make you feel like a hero? by soupfaerie_best
	In The Yooyu Cage: Part Four Faerie tumbled down the Yooyu chute, gasping. "OMIGRARRL!" she yelled at the top of her lungs... by hidden_cloak
	400 Steps in the Darkness: Part Five Something rustled in the bushes behind me. I whirled around to see a shadow Hissi standing there. "Another prisoner. How did she capture you?" by iloenchen
	Molly - Back to The Box: Part Three Molly took off in the air, managing to just dodge the Pant Devil's frantic grabs... by orlando_bloom_bigfan
	Unforeseen Adventures: The Tomb - Part Two Inanna hesitated a second before answering. "Um... Thunder, uh, kind of just saved your life...." by meghen200
	The Adventures of Lucy: Part Two I spent two hours at the pool, lounging around, hoping for another baby pet to show up. But none did! I couldn't be the only one in the entire hotel, could I? by majikel
	A Single Prediction: Part Three It felt wrong withholding information from the person who had hired him. The Techo almost spoke up, but stopped himself. He had a good reason for keeping it quiet. by be2aware

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