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	Tax Beast Conundrum There's a first time for everything. Also by sage254 by sophieauditore
	NeoPaper: A Trip on Mystery Island Well, that's one kind of trip... by mbredboy31
	Detective Alisha: Special Guest Part 2 We solved it! Also by xale22 by roxanna203
	A Good Run for the Money The hand doesn't give, but it does take. Also by cloudypoogle by certifiabletrash
	Evil-opia: Seth One day... by mucka33
	What Ever Happened to Galem Darkhand? (Part 2) The mystery of the Ice Caves plot . . . Also by iciclefaerie05 by chai7705
	Color Combinations Snow and Magma don't mix well. by ixi_lover_ixi
	Lame Pun: Fun Food Just Clowning Around by blackaavar
	Word Poker Woes Spelling is hard. by silverpheonix105
	The Kiko Pop How did you even do that? by franzgirl
	Neoquest II - Lost in the Lost Desert Sand as far as the eye can see... by ketchup547
	Ghostkerchief Woes Wait... What? by turtling
	Stay Strong With Team Brawn: Cotton Candy Beanbag What a sticky situation... Also by Alexise1998 by tex707
	Spyder and Flies Even spyders enjoy junk food. by applefaerie99
	Dinner with the Scarlets: Intrudy Surprise! by june_scarlet
	Petpet Woes What do you do if you don't have a handkerchief handy? by quiggles_r_kewl_1

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Common Myths About Writing for the Times

While wandering about the Neoboards one day, sipping my first of five Soy Chai Lattes for the morning, I happened upon a few topics discussing rumors about how to get published into the Neopian Times. These comments intrigued me, so after I scribbled down a list of the most common ones, I poured myself a sixth cup of coffee, and left for the Neopian Times headquarters to see for myself if they were accurate or not.

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Cafeteria Food
"Look," Starry said. "It has nothing to do with a lack of ability to make potions, to teach, et cetera- It's that you're saying it's at school. Our school."

Chris sat down on an orange, hovering Virtupets bed. Slowly, he nodded. "You're right. That'd be terrible."

"But I am a terrible person. School starts in two weeks. See you then."

by forestfleet

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The Perk Of Being A Plushie
They even shared the same goal: to be able to buy a paint brush and get painted. The girls did not know what kind of paint brush they wanted, they just knew that nothing would make them happier than to be painted.

by she_chose_love

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Reselling: How to Make a Profit Off of Patience
Whenever you ask a Neopian how they make their neopoints, they usually tell you that they restock, play games, fight in the Battledome, invest in the Stock Market, or a bit of everything. However, most people don’t know that there is another method of making neopoints that’s based on a good eye for value, a bit of elbow grease, and lots of patience. This practice is called reselling.

by mellygirl123

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10 Things to Do When the Neoboards Go Down
Sometimes TNT has to take down the boards for a few hours to fix something, or update something, or just because they feel like it. I’m not really sure. The reason why the boards are down isn’t really important, the real problem is WHAT TO DO WITH YOURSELF?! Fortunately, I’ve got some suggestions for you!

by ahh_choo

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Lord Faerigan - Fyora's Role in the Meridell Wars: Part Two
"Oh don’t worry about me. I just need a bit of a breather. Hmm...actually I was wondering if you could remind me when Faerieland would pass over Darigan Citadel next."

"Certainly Fyora, that would be tomorrow actually."

"Tomorrow? Oh, well, please mark some time on my schedule so I can visit with Lord Darigan. Call it a diplomacy meeting."

by black_skull725

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Long Shadows: Part Seven
The spell cast by Morguss and the Three had been successful; the Defenders had arrived too late to stop them from resurrecting Captain Nefarious. Morguss cackled evilly at the gathered heroes and her leer turned more cruel. She turned to look at Nefarious and bowed.

by kristykimmy

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