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	Expel=Return? D'oh! by kevinlin1216
	For The Win;; Pie From The Sky The breadmaster, yo! Art by invalid_character by ruby_petal
	Threelegs Madness I'll not be telling how I lost my leg.. not. by konayukii
	The Emperor's New Gallery Just another clever trick Neopians can get up to... by astrogrilledveggie
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Here, Bina, you have it. by kittylin
	PANIC! Mmm... Tasty Sloth Negg... O.o by vikaris
	neoventures #3 Pumpkin Lid Hats are NOT edible! by guardianpinkneko
	erratic - excuses PatterTwig_ says... Also by _fluffy_kitty_ by pretty_kitty_119
	Notions and Nonsense What's this? WAIT! Also by patjade by silverqueengalaxia
	Tag Team Cower before me! by gliderames
	Freak-out - Jhudora's Salon? Can I get a layered cut? by ichigostars
	~Work In Progress At least we can cut NP on socks and footwear. by hamp
	Spooky Um... say what? by ghostkomorichu
	Petpet Staring Contest ...you cheated! by neofeather
	The Real Hot Line Candy! Oh deary dear! Tavy, no, that is not how you make a spicy lime candy pop! by alycat91588
	Landmarks of Neopia People tend to look down on us Tyrannians. by sharingans
	Manga Neopets Barbeque? Mmm... by coffee_rush
	It's For Babies! I'm bored! Idea by kitsunekomouri by cevierakasky
	The Family Don't you just hate it when relatives come to stay? by proagain
	No Words Perhaps saying "Pass the syrup please" would be a good idea... by rainbow_bliss_102
	The Odds of Life The Fine Print by saphire_dragon_202
	Of Baby Pets And Neogardens Ever notice how on Neopets a lot of plants are dangerous? by foxy_gills
	Scribbles ::: 'Playing Cheat!' He thought the scariest part would be... by wings110
	Creamy Fun Who's winning NOW? by unstolen
	Rock Solid Defense There's a reason they come in the shape of a tombstone, I think... by robin_goodfellow
	Just Filler Whee! It's a sleepover! by katopia12
	Best Dressed All this and brains too... by doomsays_
	The Truth Behind The Deserted Tomb Awesome. Concept by semiquaver by taz_241590
	The Drawing... For me? by duchesse2710
	Feepit Frenzy #11 You asked for it! by fariy287
	The Pound Has Reopened! Um... yay? by ringb
	Karma Kounts! - The Pound Revenge of the Abandoned Pets! by prince_manaphy
	Faerie Sword: #7 Your friend is gone... I'm here to save you... NOT this time! by morgie04086

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Villains: Get Respect

To the aspiring young villain, being evil is not as easy as you think. No, I'm serious. Have you ever tried? And I don't mean cheating on a math test. That's naughty. I mean trying to take over the world. That's evil. Does your owner coo when you tell them you're taking over the world? Do your classmates think you're funny? Do your teachers tell you you'll make a wonderful citizen someday? Does your petpet, *shudder*, think you're cuddly? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you need serious help...

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The Meepit Army Chronicles: Durian Wars
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Superhero Paint Brush
He finally had an idea! Surely the Rainbow Fountain Faerie never came up with all the Paint Brushes herself. Some of them must have been suggestions...

by firefox97ink

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Eight Ways To Make An Impressive Pet On A Budget
You love your pet, but you also don't have a lot of neopoints to spend.

by xaviernye

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Carrot Cake! and Other Fantastical Cybunny Treats
The Cybunny's most favourite food in all of Neopia is the carrot.

by giggilogalmewmew

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The Zap that Changed it All: Part Five
The Kadoatery was not exactly a peaceful place. It was full of pets, all waiting eagerly for their chance to feed a Kadoatie...

by adoption_rescues

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Behind the Smile: Part Two
Suddenly Smil's eyes widened. "Got to go!" With that, the little round smiley was gone...

by nancy_drew_obsessed

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