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The Best Security

So that's what that style is for...

by raptorsama
Darkest Corner: Let's hang out~

Just hanging around... Collab with rurirawr

by dark_elfa
Taxing Time

No one can resist...

by leighlizzzie
Life Improvised : A Taxing Battle

Some fights come down to the numbers.

by keng200
Swapping Space for Land

It can't be that bad...for the Grundos at least. Collab with chai7705

by decaf0n
Poster Shenanigans

It's just a silly little prank... what could go wrong?Collab with oi_tio_to_na_globo

by tylerhuyser
A Delicious Friendship

Some people have different tastes. Collab with offensivedave

by virtualgf
Purrposterous 2

The Pant Devil's alter ego...

by sonderponder
Smiling: Neopia's Best Medicine

Collab with Dariganey & music_fan_04

by shenkuun
Chocolate Hair Perks

Whipped cream can solve your needs!

by chocokelle
The Lupees

Highway tooo theee...GAMER ZONE!

by the_lupees
Somewhat Presentable - Skeith Banker

The Grey Curse says, "Eat the rich!"

by crk524
No Daily Limit on Deposits (or Compliments)

Just a casual day at the National Neopian...

by pikcel
Faerie Slumber Party

Even Jhudora has special hidden talents.

by starbiology
Poker Face

Not so easily cracked...

by charlubby
 
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"Baking Memories" by elizabeth197288
"Oh no!” Rosie yelled, wafting away smoke as she ran towards the oven. Tugging the door open, she grabbed a dishcloth and pulled out the burnt cake. The top of the cake was black and crusty. No customer would pay for that. Unless… maybe she could scrape it off? Rosie’s wings twitched thoughtfully. She reached for a knife, and picked up the tin to turn the cake out onto a cooling rack. However, she had forgotten that it had just come out of the oven and was scorching hot, until she burned herself and dropped it onto the floor. At that moment, the doorbell to her shop sounded “Just a moment!” Rosie called, glaring at scattered mess on the floor. Now she would have to bake another one, and she was already behind schedule. Rosie sighed, then hurried across the kitchen to greet the waiting customer. As she passed the worktop, her tail knocked over a bag of icing sugar. The sweet, sticky cloud made Rosie sneeze. “More mess,” she muttered, rubbing icing out of her eyes as she went through the door. In the shop, a young Usul with a red bow tied around her ears stood patiently behind the counter. She smiled at Rosie. “Hello! I’d like to order a cake, please,” she said. Rosie winced. She hated saying no to customers, but today was not going well and she had so much work to do already. “I’m sorry, I can’t take any more orders today. There’s been a few….um…problems in the kitchen…”




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The Ceramicist’s Apprentice
A story about Osiri (from Osiri's Pottery in Lost Desert) picking up a new pottery apprentice.

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Baking Memories
“Oh no!” Rosie yelled, wafting away smoke as she ran towards the oven. Tugging the door open, she grabbed a dishcloth and pulled out the burnt cake.

by elizabeth197288

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A Foodie’s Guide to Tyrannia
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Petpet Pages: Marafin
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A Most Vexing Mystery
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Salem of the Sway
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