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Dr. Sloth's Mandate: Relocation to Terror Mountain

"I, Dr. Sloth, ruler of the Virtupets Space Station and master of all things devious and diabolical, hereby decree the disbanding of my evil space station and the mandatory relocation of all inhabitants to Terror Mountain." Collab with cibola

by notooryous
Warning! Don't Visit the Snowager in Meri Acres Farm

"Day after day we trek out to Meri Acres Farm to brave the Snowager. Here we hope to find treasures only grabbed by the brave or an elusive avatar that ranks us among the best..." Collab with lorenzish and corryn10

by tamimarieb
Totally Real!: Guide to Neopi-UH?

"Heading down the Symol Hole, but it's your first visit, and you're looking to fill out that itinerary?"

by rawbeee
Land Swap Game

“They rolled a natural one.”

by parody_ham
Meepitery

You walk through Neopia Central when you come across a place that is very familiar, yet distinctive at the same time. Collab with _luaxinha_

by dinha_reeves
Unclassified Land Swap Survival Guide

"A strange phenomenon has come over all of Neopia! If you tried visiting one of Neopia’s many Lands you may have already encountered it..."

by pikachu315111
6 Jelly Flavours You Need to Try!

Have you ever heard of Jelly World? No? That makes sense, because why would you? Let us tell you about it!

by maddie_bangz
The Prankster’s Tool Bag

"Has the latest April Fool’s Day shenanigan, pulled by the tricksters on The Neopets Team, inspired YOU to take up the art of pranking?"

by tylerhuyser
 
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"Haunted Jellyland Woods" by snowwhite6210
Twumbo the Pirate Xweetok smiled as he walked into the entrance Faerieland. Knowing that April Fool’s Day was coming up, he wanted to figure out the perfect prank and after learning the theme was Land Swap, he had an idea to turn Faerieland into Jelly World. He had to figure out how to plan it out though. With him was his beloved Snowbunny named Mumbo and Wumbo the Skritch. ‘How can I distract the Healing Springs Faerie so I can turn her water into jelly?’ Twumbo thought as he passed the Healing Springs noticing how busy she was. ‘Maybe I could put a bunch of Cancelled Stamp Foregrounds around the springs in hopes other Neopets would truly believe that she is not working anymore! Hey, that is a great idea! When she is sleeping, I will pour so many Mega Ice Creamy Jelly Smoothies to make the magic in her water not work! I know she sleeps at night, at least, that is what I have been told. It will also turn all the water in Faerieland to into Mega Ice Creamy Jelly Smoothie! It would be interesting seeing Neopians wake up the next day to see the water a different colour’ the Xweetok smirked as he thought of his idea while looking around Faerieland. ‘Next plan is to turn the ground into jelly. How can I pull that off? Hm…. With the grass, I could use a bunch of...




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Ashes of the Alabriss
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Salem of the Sway
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The King of Meridell - Special
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