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Eclectic Antics: Neohomes

In other news, Neopian homelessness is now at an all-time low of 90%!

by amarettoball
Baelia's Burdens #2

It might be time for a trip to the dentist…

Also by alexipharmic

by certifiabletrash

Neolodge vs. Kadoatery

Ouch, that's gotta hurt

Also by chantili_doce

by tedypicker

Neopets Hint

Playing Dice-A-Roo is a good way to get food

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

The Life of Fruit and Veggie Chias

We're just poking fun!

by flustre
Dr. Sloth's Invasion Army

Abort the plan, ABORT.

Also by sophieauditore

by iluminescent

Life As A Kad: The Struggles

Everyone knows that kads are challenging petpets to keep...

by anniversarium
NeoPaper: Question We All Wondered About

Well, now you know!

by mbredboy31
See, This Is Not Boring

Ugh, I made the wrong choice.

by goldensif
Hard Working

Or hardly working?

Also by parody_ham

by petpet_92_24

Durian Difficulties: Part 1

Super Durian to the Rescue!

Also by bha288

by joslucca3000

Mud Coffee

And he melts in the rain, too.

by goron0000
The Magma Incident

Be careful what you wish for...

by waternymph12
The Struggle With Snowwy

I just don't get it.

by brooklyn3223
Random Oddness

Her hair is more accurate than the weatherman.

by mistyqee
Gaining a Level in NeoQuest

How about not so loud next time?

Also by murillion

by shadowlugia_92

Mean Grarrls

Green is clearly the best colour.

by cyallia
 
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"Gieva's Story: A Dream Come True" by incheesuswetrust
"Gieva! Oh Gieva, where are you? I’m so worried!” Gieva’s owner cried out. “Scampy, whatever are we going to do? She’s so small and petite swimming out in the big ocean, who knows what might happen.” “Arr, we’ll find the lass. Don’tchyee worry ‘bout that, Kay,” replied a Pirate Kougra nearby. “She’s just so adventurous and loves swimming around so carefree out there for the first time. I love it for her, but it’s terrifying for me. If only there were some way of knowing that she were protected from harm.” “Weeeeee!” The most beautiful Maraquan Gelert shot up from the waves, though very hard to see somehow she was still very much distinguishable. Perhaps it was her love for the water that made her stand out so. “Gieva! Thank goodness you’re okay.” Kay and Scamp navigated over towards Gieva in their small boat. “I don’t know what I would have done if anything had happened to you.” “Aww, but I’m fine! See?” Gieva quickly dove down and came back up for another spectacular flip and started to giggle after showing off a bit. “Aye, the lass knows the water like the back of ‘er paw, she does,” growled Scamp.




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A Day in the Life of a Kougra
Hi everyone! My name is Siraelas and I am an ordinary blue Kougra. I was born on Mystery Island on the 24th day of Swimming, Year 7. I’ve lived at 155715 Coconut Road (Mystery Island) all my life with my owner, Jen (who also goes by the name siraelas, oddly enough). I like gathering food (a trait I share with Jen) and when meeting others, I am very friendly (unlike Jen, who is quiet & reserved).

by siraelas

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Forgotten Histories: The First Faerie
It is said that on a very special day in a year, when all the requirements are met, a faerie would be born

by sha2196

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Uni Grooming Guide
The Uni is known for being the most vain Neopet of all. With currently holding the sixth place overall of the most popular Neopets, they have every reason to devote hours of their day to improving (and admiring) their appearance. In this article, we will be taking a look at various grooming items made especially for Unis, as well as useful books for Uni owners looking to make their Neopet the prettiest one around!

by aleu1986

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Countering the Stereotype: The "Vain" Uni
An article arguing for the end of labeling Unis as "Neopia's most vain creatures"

by puddydog

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Four
Chloe followed Buzz out, putting her mask back on as a matter of habit. The courtyards were orderly, but they were plain, the flowers gone and only the bushes remaining. The signs of Elise's hard work, maintained by a gardener when they were in Neopia Central, were gone.

by kristykimmy

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Duplicity: Part Twelve
Giles ran over to his freed father and jumped on him with open arms the moment he saw him. The small Xweetok smiled as Garrington weakly ruffled his mane. Dark circles surrounded the duke’s eyes. His wife, the duchess, pinched her nose and nodded along. “Yes, yes, we miss you very much. I think the dungeons have done a number on you.”

by likelife96



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