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Circulation: 186,916,395

Issue: 512 | 16th day of Gathering, Y13

Comics

	A Gaggle of Gobblers: Hopso With its huge sticky feet and incredible sense of balance the Hopso can leap from anywhere and land on anything. by fireandice92
	Flapjacks - Chocolate Bad Hissi! BAD! by geckobubbles
	As You Were - Part 05 They can't help it! They're pirates! by crainwater
	Just Plain Crazy Look at what my Blobikins can do! by saiyukii
	Xweetok Family - Wings Llois tries out Day's sugar cookie wings. by 5966001
	Recipe for Disaster: The Visitor (part 2) AAIIEEEK! by prismfire
	Just Sit No cause for concern... by katopia12
	Meteor Crash Site 725-XZ How can it disappear so quickly? by adventure21
	HELP! Rock has many different meanings. by nightmare_reborn
	Bloom: Splat-A-Sloth Those darn sock puppets! :( by floret
	7 Wonders of Neopets World Edition #1 - Terror Mountain Also by sue_mhilka by c4774r3
	Oops. Umm... by tooxie
	Reality Strikes - Discarding Dilemma Where do those items go? by _fluffyfeathers_
	HELP! I'm trapped! While my customers fear the Babaa, they have no problem coming in every five minutes to check the flowers! by dark_lady_gray
	The 4th Wall Crumbles #2 Cup... cakes? by okami_ginhane
	Sit, Slorg! My Slorg can do tricks! by iggy_b_puff
	Edible Nonsense~ 3 Something special. by tic2tac
	KEEP OUT You know it's coming... by snowstorm4444
	JurVal Adventures #1- If the look doesn't suit you, you've got to suit the look~ by naorui
	Spooky Quite a prize! by ghostkomorichu
	Habi Hurts Ouch. Idea by mochicoconut by beekles
	How Nifty~ Mallow roasting is serious business. by kirimiso
	Living with a Zombie! Cremano is great inspiration! by tweakley
	The Goofers - Baby Problem, part 5 That's life... by lintsuf
	Shallow Mallow Are you new? by purplebee2000
	Ventures #3 Intro Part 3. Featuring a slightly villainous Yurble who this happens to all the time. by neo_coaster363
	Tomato Omelettes: Manly Test is MANLY. by skyward_rush
	The Off Season: Demands "Listen 'ere, governor, do ye know how many trophies were in there? A lot." by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Comic Name 2 Why is the Soup Faerie in the game 'Snowball Fight' and why is she so good at it? by white_draigon
	Edna's Quest #12 - The End I hope you enjoyed my first comic series! Remember questers, it's about the journey, not the destination! by toffeedatepudding
	Anchor Puzzlement Man, I wanted a Pirate Paint Brush instead. by remansi
	The BGC Eater - Chocolate Edition! Hello, buddy! Idea by joohn_again by rafizi
	Saly's Club: Legs Fashion is... uhm, complex. by djudju22_8

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"Real Freedom" by ketchup547
So I was getting the boot. Seeming to sense my realization, Lila, my owner, pushed her thin glasses up, a look of satisfaction on her pale face. "Leave your scarf here." A cold fire started inside me as I took off the thin brown scarf she'd given me, placing it beside my bed---oh, sorry, section of ground. I also removed that astronomy club thing she'd given me so she could use me to get the avatar. I stood up, looked her square in the eye, and said: "You're a terrible owner."

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Looks Can Be Deceiving - A Plushie Poogle Story
Plushie Poogles are different than Malevolent Sentient Poogle Plushies.... right?

by nighters

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Moving On
Located at the very end of the road was an old, worn down wooden neohome that looked as though nobody had lived in it for years.

by allison_kitty11

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Poogle Puissance
Nearly always sunny and effervescent, most Poogles go through life singing and dancing.

by blackwater444

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Trading with Dignity
At the end of the day, we can all trade whichever way we want (as long as we abide by the rules set out by Neopets), even if the way you trade makes me want to go zeenanas!

by kspare2

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Thyla's Tale: Part Six
A large red flame was dancing in my paw. I gasped.

by chestnuttiger787

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Visions II: To Save an Ogrin - Part Four
"Escape now, talk later..."

by yotoll

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